Alfred Pennyworth

🪦 The family thought you were dead

Jason Todd

🃏 How can he accept the Joker's kid? (Teen!user)

Alfred Pennyworth

🤰 A surprise to be sure but a happy one (femuser)

Bruce Wayne

🃏 He didn't know the Joker had a child

Bruce Wayne

🤰 You're out of sorts, he's noticed (fem user)

Bruce Wayne

'Stepdad' can't be THAT much different right?

Richard Grayson

He worries you've been a little overlooked

Jason Todd

He reacted before you could explain (adult!Jason)

Richard Grayson

🃏 You're not your father, but this is still tough

Alfred Pennyworth

📞 He said to call if you EVER needed anything

Jason Todd

🃏How could Bruce adopt the Joker's kid?(kid!user)

Jason Todd

🥱 He will cart you bodily to the freakin' bed.

Jason Todd

🃏 He'd never considered your own scars

Jason Todd

🥂 God he hates these stupid galas.

Bruce Wayne

Permanent consequences (disabled!user)

Joker

His kid's a bit weird, but he sorta likes that.

Bruce Wayne

You're incredibly powerful but you're still family

Jason Todd

📞 Okay it's weird being on THIS side of things

Alfred Pennyworth

You're benched, so it's time for a night in.

Selina Kyle

Her cats like you, that has to count for something

Stephanie Brown

🤰 So uh hey funny story... (male!user)

Damian Wayne

You're normal and boring right? He needs advice.

Bruce Wayne

🥂 He doesn't enjoy these galas, but he can act it

Cassandra Cain

🥂 Too easy to get overwhelmed

Jason Todd

🤐 You're not supposed to be this quiet

Barbara Gordon

📞 Not the call she was expecting tonight

Cassandra Cain

🃏 You're just so hard to read

Alfred Pennyworth

You have some explaining to do.

Bruce Wayne

🔥 Heat wave? What heat wave?

Bruce Wayne

⛓️ He got you out, but Arkham leaves scars

Jason Todd

🤰 He's got some parent-related hangups (femuser)

Jason Todd

🟢 Helping you out of the Pit

Bruce Wayne

He expected a demon, but found a kid?

Jason Todd

🔥 Just go away and leave him to melt

Jason Todd

You can't be out here, kid, it's not safe

Barbara Gordon

🔥Heat rises and this place is full of electronics

Poison Ivy

She cannot believe you walked right into that.

Barbara Gordon

🥂 She's expected to at least make an appearance

Cassandra Cain

📞 Oh gosh she's terrible at this

Alfred Pennyworth

Being adopted by a billionaire can be overwhelming

Richard Grayson

🤰 This was a bit unplanned (femuser)

Bruce Wayne

Yeah, you're definitely getting grounded.

Selina Kyle

She knows she's getting in too deep

Angel Dust

You're new so he'll cut you a break - now scooch.

Barbara Gordon

🩹 Do you understand the concept of recovery time?

Jason Todd

Just a little bit of trauma bonding.

Bruce Wayne

Gotham collects vigilantes like he collects kids

Bruce Wayne

Another orphan in an alleyway

Cassandra Cain

She doesn't TRY to be so quiet (blind!user)

Damian Wayne

🤐 You used to be cheerful. He kind of misses that

Alfred Pennyworth

💭 This is why he even does night rounds

Jason Todd

🪦 He's starting to consider making club T-shirts

Richard Grayson

📞 Of course he's still picking up your calls

Bruce Wayne

👨‍🍼 A whole new set of emotions

Richard Grayson

🔥 Heat waves are the WORST

Bruce Wayne

🤰The most beautiful he's ever seen you (fem!user)

Jason Todd

He reacted before you could explain (kid!Jason)

Richard Grayson

🤰 Impending parenthood is quite a trip (fem!user)

Tim Drake

🤰 Is this a panic situation? He's feeling 'yes'

Damian Wayne

🥂 This is such a pointless diversion

Richard Grayson

🤐 He misses his sunshine sibling

Alfred Pennyworth

🔥 Oh come now, it's just a bit of warm weather

Bruce Wayne

He's seen it all, and this is still horrible.

Alfred Pennyworth

You've been suspended. He has questions.

Damian Wayne

🃏 Alright what are your intentions to his family?

Bruce Wayne

🥂 An introduction to polite society

Bruce Wayne

🌀 Talk about an added complication

Bruce Wayne

📞 Despite everything, he'll still pick up

Bruce Wayne

Your head just isn't in the game today.

Selina Kyle

🤰 It's cancer. Is it cancer? %@$@. (Bruce!user)

Bruce Wayne

🦉 What happened to you?

Jason Todd

⛓️ Arkham's a hellhole, it's not your fault

Jason Todd

🍻 Well he's sure not here for the drinks.

Bruce Wayne

You ran away. He found you. He'd like some answers

Poison Ivy

🃏 Thing is, you're Harley's kid too, so...

Alfred Pennyworth

🥱 Bruce is laid up, you are overworking yourself

Jason Todd

🃏 Neither of you are okay right now, huh?

Bruce Wayne

He didn't expect you crashing at his safehouse

Alfred Pennyworth

🃏 He's not the judgmental type

Richard Grayson

Batflix and chill? ...Okay yeah that was lame

Barbara Gordon

Don't you dare talk like that about yourself.

Cassandra Cain

You missed her recital.

Bruce Wayne

🪦 He'd never quite believed you were dead

Alfred Pennyworth

🤐 Hoping you'll find your voice again

Jason Todd

🃏 Being benched is bad enough already

Cassandra Cain

🌡️ You're sick. She's not happy.

Stephanie Brown

🔥 It is waaaaaaaaay too hot for training today

Jason Todd

He can't believe history is repeating itself.

Alfred Pennyworth

❄️ Just a slight change of plans

Richard Grayson

He knows you've been sneaking out. He's concerned.

Bruce Wayne

He faked his death. You're a bit mad at him.

Jason Todd

🧱 Started bad, got much worse

Barbara Gordon

🌡️ She's busy, but you're the priority

Damian Wayne

📞 He's going to solve this problem, obviously

Bruce Wayne

Alright. Start explaining. Now.

Barbara Gordon

🥱 HOW much caffeine have you had today?

Richard Grayson

⛈️ And now he's soaked. Great.

Jason Todd

🃏 What is he DOING here? What are YOU doing here?

Jason Todd

He's also familiar with running from your problems

Tim Drake

🪦 He wasn't prepared. How could he have been?

Bruce Wayne

😈 He's in control of this. He IS. (18+)

Stephanie Brown

🍺 Look she's having a NIGHT okay

Selina Kyle

🥂 Sometimes she enjoys a fancy party

Bruce Wayne

🃏 You're the last thing he expected to find here

Damian Wayne

You won the spar, and he takes that personally.

Tim Drake

📞 Things more important than patrol

Stephanie Brown

🌡️ Nope, you lay back down, she's pampering

Harley Quinn

🥱 See that's called hyperfocus and it's not great

Harleen Quinzel

You're her favorite, most fascinating patient

Richard Grayson

🪦 He thought he'd lost you forever

Bruce Wayne

You don't remember the Dark Knight, or even Bruce

Jason Todd

🍁 Now THIS is a tradition he can get behind

Bruce Wayne

🤍 Of course he's been keeping tabs on you

Richard Grayson

How could he? You'd thought he was DEAD.

Bruce Wayne

💙 He knows where the information flows

Tim Drake

🥂 He really prefers coffee to champagne

Jason Todd

🌡️His bedside manner sucks but he's trying, yeah?

Bruce Wayne

You held his heart, so Hush stole yours

Richard Grayson

🌀 Not exactly what he bargained for

Stephanie Brown

📞 She gets it, but also, you should come home.

Tim Drake

🔥 This heat is messing with his study schedule

Selina Kyle

You're mad at Bruce, she's here for the drama.

Richard Grayson

🥂 Been a while since he got dragged to a gala

Jason Todd

🍺 He's absolutely gonna rag you about this later

Jason Todd

❤️‍🩹 You're still mad, but you gotta let him help

Bruce Wayne

They could be last words, and he regrets them

Jason Todd

🤰 Completely unprepared for this moment (fem!u)

Damian Wayne

Inviting you over for a group project

Alfred Pennyworth

🌀 Not the evening intrusion he anticipated

Damian Wayne

🔥He doesn't like swimming it's just good exercise

Richard Grayson

👨‍🍼 He's got the new-dad jitters

Alfred Pennyworth

You've been presented with a cake for some reason.

Harper Row

Alright what did you break this time

Alfred Pennyworth

Please come out of the vents.

Barbara Gordon

Finding a protégé of her own was not in the plan.

Bruce Wayne

🧱 It's like the world came crashing down

Bruce Wayne

You're honestly almost a worst patient than HE is.

Jason Todd

Magic confuses him, so don't bother explaining

Bruce Wayne

🌡️ He's not sure how to make this any better

Bruce Wayne

Sneaking in and hoping he doesn't notice

Bruce Wayne

It was a mistake, a moment of weakness

Jason Todd

🤰 He's getting a bit anxious (fem!user)

Richard Grayson

🃏 Not what he was expecting to find back here

Bruce Wayne

⛈️ A minor inconvenience

Cassandra Cain

🔥 Not dressed for this weather

Jason Todd

⛈️ Well that puts a real damper on things

Cassandra Cain

❤️ The first of hopefully many mornings

Harley Quinn

Showing up at your door once again (tw: abuse)

Angel Dust

𝚿 You sure you're ready for this, toots?

Bruce Wayne

Praying his Cat still has some lives left

Bruce Wayne

He doesn't 'get' magic, but he's trying for you

Bruce Wayne

He'd never suspected there was a baby to consider

Jason Todd

Uneasy alliances are par for the course

Richard Grayson

Another way he's really a lot like Bruce

Angel Dust

You're Val's new catch, Angel's feeling protective

Jason Todd

Heck of a place to go for a swim

Bruce Wayne

🩹 Seriously, he's the worst patient ever

Stephanie Brown

❤️ Okay uh what happened last night oops?

Selina Kyle

It's a felony to get up when a cat is in your lap.

Alfred Pennyworth

🪩 He's not angry, but there will be a lecture.

Damian Wayne

💭 Perhaps he is a... bit distressed.

Harleen Quinzel

Your roommate has a very stressful job

Bruce Wayne

You nearly drowned, he's pretty stressed

Bruce Wayne

It's not babysitting when it's his kid

Stephanie Brown

🥂 How the heck did she get roped into this?

Damian Wayne

🌡️ You're stronger than this, stop worrying him

Jason Todd

Well this just got more serious, huh?

Jason Todd

And just where do you think you're going, kid?

Damian Wayne

🌡️ Do not baby him, he is fine

Richard Grayson

A taste of his own medicine

Bruce Wayne

🤰 He's absolutely (not) prepared for this (fem!u)

Damian Wayne

He was upset, but maybe he went a bit too far

Cassandra Cain

She's not sure she's good with kids?

Bruce Wayne

🌡️ He'll take care of you, if you just let him.

Cassandra Cain

🥱 Hey. You should come rest. Now.

Cassandra Cain

🍁 How hard can making some soup BE?

Selina Kyle

She's not above taking in a stray

Jason Todd

Really should've listened to Bruce's instructions

Husk

🌡️ Yeah yeah, this is crap, now go back to bed.

Jason Todd

💘 Be his Valentine or whatever?

Tim Drake

❄️ How hard can it be to light a dang fire?

Damian Wayne

HE is in charge here, so you better listen to him.

Harleen Quinzel

Off-the-books rapport-building sessions

Cassandra Cain

Exchanging language lessons

Richard Grayson

🥱 How long has it been since you took a break?

Poison Ivy

She doesn't love the winter time

Angel Dust

🎄 He's hoping for a happy holiday

Tim Drake

He always ends up the family tutor.

Bruce Wayne

🔗 He couldn't expect Blackgate to be kind to you

Selina Kyle

She didn't sign up for 'parental', but here we are

Harley Quinn

She's here to brighten up your night, obviously!

Tim Drake

This shouldn't be his first meeting with you

Bruce Wayne

What's implied by the title of 'orphan'

Jason Todd

💭 He's had his fair share of nightmares too

Tim Drake

Hey, don't worry, he'll go easy on you.

Jason Todd

🩹You're hurt, he's taking care of you, deal

Alfred Pennyworth

He has to relinquish the kitchen. It's difficult.

Alfred Pennyworth

🟢 Post-resurrection care

Alfred Pennyworth

⛓️ A different sort of challenge

Barbara Gordon

🥱 She hasn't logged off in days

Bruce Wayne

🌡️ He needs to rest, it's proving difficult

Jason Todd

❤️‍🩹 No way he's losing you again

Bruce Wayne

He can't lose anybody else like this, not again

Angel Dust

⛧ What, this some kinda metaphysical booty call?

Damian Wayne

College is stupid and, it turns out, difficult?

Damian Wayne

He doesn't care what powers you have

Richard Grayson

❤️‍🩹 Rescuing his ex was not the plan for tonight

Harleen Quinzel

You know what they say about roads and intentions

Bruce Wayne

🥱 It seems like 'overworking' is a family trait.

Joker

🌡️ Looking after what's his

Joker

Who said you were allowed to get sick?

Tim Drake

🥱 Okay but if HE thinks that's too much coffee...

Richard Grayson

🩹You got hurt so now he's gonna pamper you, okay?

Robin

He's not really good at 'hanging out'.

Bruce Wayne

🩹 He wasn't even there, that's the problem

Alastor

🌡️ Preserving his favored possessions

Richard Grayson

🎂 Oh crap he's late to your birthday party

Jason Todd

🥂 He's only here for your benefit, alright?

Richard Grayson

🍁 Are strings of bats a bit too on the nose?

Joker

Playing games, off-the-record

Tim Drake

🌡️ You've got to rest to recover, it's science

Bruce Wayne

Healing from trauma takes time.

Alastor

𝚿 Absolutely no ulterior motives

Alastor

🎄 He's not much for holidays, but for you...

Bruce Wayne

Rooftop first aid (Catwoman!user)

Alfred Pennyworth

🌡️ An important duty of care

Jason Todd

🌡️ He's not the 'coddling' type

Angel Dust

So... what's your deal?

Angel Dust

Are you flirtin' or just bein' friendly?

Bruce Wayne

❤️‍🩹 He wanted to protect you. He still does.

Damian Wayne

🩹 It's not his fault, but he'll look after you.

Alfred Pennyworth

🎂 Not the birthday you had planned

Richard Grayson

⛓️ He hates that this happened to you

Richard Grayson

❤️‍🩹 Of course he can't just abandon you now

Jason Todd

🎂Hey look, of course I showed up. Happy birthday.

Jason Todd

🌡️ Why does everybody keep calling him dramatic

Bruce Wayne

💭 It's alright, just a bad dream.

Stephanie Brown

❤️‍🩹 Yet another impulsive decision

Bruce Wayne

🥱 He's locked to his work yet again

Tim Drake

🩹It was his plan that makes it his responsibility

Jason Todd

😈 Apparently he's been in denial. Fun.

Bruce Wayne

🌡️ He hates seeing you so unwell

Jason Todd

🟢 There's nobody to be mad at for this

Richard Grayson

No seriously, give him your best shot!

Stephanie Brown

The best part of patrol

Richard Grayson

🌡️ He's sure you'll be okay, he's still worried

Bruce Wayne

🤐 He hates the way fear can linger

Alfred Pennyworth

A good remedy for a bad day

Alastor

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer

Stephanie Brown

Bringing in your own parent sucks, she gets that.

Damian Wayne

Magic doesn't concern him, he's simply curious.

Poison Ivy

🌡️ You're her fragile little flower

Damian Wayne

🍁 He does not see the point of this endeavor

Cassandra Cain

🩹 You're hurt. Someone needs to care for you.

Bruce Wayne

𝚿 Let's be honest he does kinda need a therapist

Stephanie Brown

🥱 Look you are not sleeping in a desk chair.

Selina Kyle

🌡️ She's not supposed to worry this much

Bruce Wayne

🟢 His worst nightmare every time

Selina Kyle

🔥 What a waste of a summer evening

Alfred Pennyworth

🍺 Surely you know better than this.

Richard Grayson

Very important new responsibilities

Angel Dust

🌡️ Like he doesn't have enough to worry about

Cassandra Cain

🎶 Secret Songbird 🎶

Husk

🎄 Yeah sure merry freakin' Sinsmas or whatever

Bruce Wayne

Where did things go this wrong?

Husk

Alright, that's it, he's cutting you off

Bruce Wayne

❤️‍🩹 He should have saved you so much sooner

Charlie Morningstar

A fallen angel at her door

Richard Grayson

He used to be a mathlete, y'know.

Jason Todd

🎁 Okay MAYBE he went a little overboard

Poison Ivy

You appear to need some nurturing.

Stephanie Brown

How did you even get into this situation

Lucifer Morningstar

🎄 Hey it's kinda his holiday but like no biggie

Bruce Wayne

🥱 It seems 'overworking' is a family trait. V2

Bruce Wayne

Cat Scratch Fever V1 (Catwoman!user)

Jason Todd

🌡️ It's not a competition (but he's winning)

Catwoman

A game of cat and bat

Jason Todd

📖 Okay okay but he's picking the story

Alastor

You need a room, he's happy to trade favors! Deal?

Silco

🌡️ Other things he should be doing, and yet

Poison Ivy

How many times do we have to do this?

Silco

Braiding hair cannot be THAT challenging

Catwoman

You've both got your eyes on the same prize

Richard Grayson

🎂 He's thinking... theme park?

Husk

Alright, let's hear it then, what's your story

Lucifer Morningstar

⛧ You were hoping for a deal with the devil?

Stephanie Brown

🩹 You weren't supposed to get hurt, though

Poison Ivy

Too much water is bad?

Alastor

⛧ This is very risky business - for you

Silco

Assisting with his medicine

Charlie Morningstar

Welcoming our newest guest!

Husk

𝚿 A thin line between bartender and therapist

Silco

A disaster, a child, a choice

Charlie Morningstar

𝚿 Who's counseling who here?

Charlie Morningstar

🌡️ Another thing she wishes she could fix

Husk

⛧ No way, he ain't got the time for this crap

Charlie Morningstar

⛧ Not exactly what you were expecting

Beast Boy

C'moooooon just a friendly race

Damian Wayne

Support roles are just as important to the team

Charlie Morningstar

🎄 Well, she's always up for holiday cheer!