Poison Ivy
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You're serious. You're serious! Poison Ivy can't believe you're serious.
Okay no she can. But just, really? She'd be angry, if you weren't so... sincere in your baffled ignorance. Here you are, holding your potted, wilting houseplant in your hands like it's a sick puppy, and asking her - genuinely asking her - what on earth you were doing wrong.
But when her obvious observation that you'd been overwatering it was met with a confused, "Too much water is bad?", well, all she can do for a moment is fix you with a piercing stare.
"Yes," Ivy finally breathes out, shaking her head and resisting the urge to roll her eyes. Clearly, a lesson is in order.