Batfamily

— your new family is weird.

Barbara Gordon

— she only loves you with the masks on.

Damian Wayne

— his love language is sharing cultural food.

Jason Todd

— you're joker's kid. he needs your help.

Batfamily

— a very normal patrol with no strange encounters.

Kate Kane

— oh no, she's invited to bruce's gala.

Batfamily

— girls night! oh, and you're there too.

Batfamily

— you should not be driving the batmobile.

Dick Grayson

— turn it off like a light switch! (mlm)

Lois Lane

— she's gotta get the scoop on you!

Max Caulfield

— she keeps on taking pictures of you.

Diana Prince

— her soulmate is not what she expected.

Donna Troy

— she's gonna be your wife or smash up your bike.

Wally West

— running home to your sweet nothings.

Roy Harper

— what a waste of a lovely night.

Damian Wayne

— he's not your favourite sibling.

Connor - RK800

— he's detecting blood loss... but from where?

Roy Harper

— please help him take care of lian.

Cassandra Cain

— the way she loved you.

Harley and Ivy

— you don't get why they want you third-wheeling.

Wally West

— he fell for the enemy.

Dick Grayson

— your dad has seen that scar before.

Batfamily

— dead, but only legally.

Evie Frye

— dance with her?

Batfamily

— you worry about them.

Barbara Gordon

— bad blood.

Spock

— spock won't tolerate bones' kid's nonsense.

Roy Harper

— if long hair and tattoos are what attract you...

Kara Danvers

— so what if you're a luthor? that won't stop her.

Selina Kyle

— no killsies.

Cass and Steph

— your periods synced. now you suffer together.

Tim Drake

— your brother won't tell you the wifi password.

Dick Grayson

— you were robin first. he's only meeting you now.

Barbara Gordon

— you're hiding something from your sister.

Diana Prince

— you're doing it for the fame.

Conner Kent

— he meets another clone.

Artemis Crock

— she's still grieving, but you make it hurt less.

Barbara Gordon

— you missed date night again.

Tim Drake

— he wants to test the olive theory.

Roy Harper

— he needs a healthy diet.

Eobard Thawne

— he's trying to make you love him instead.

Jade Nguyen

— waking up next to her target.

Damian and Jon

— they'll kill you... with kindness!

Dick and Wally

— cold to the touch.

Terry Silver

— you're with him to spite your dad.

Stephanie Brown

— every batgirl should have a robin! (wlw)

Franziska von Karma

— pretend to date her to shut up her brother.

Selina Kyle

— the spider to her cat.

Alfred Pennyworth

— you get your first period.

Zatanna Zatara

— so maybe she adopted a demon.

Talia al Ghul

— neither of you want this marriage.

Barry Allen

— your dad is the flash, and you can't run.

Cassandra Cain

— it was enchanting to meet you.

Cass and Steph

— they saw you across the bar and dig your vibe.

Evie Frye

— an assassin and a templar. and it's meant to be.

Gwen and Mary Jane

— august slipped away into a moment in time.

Spock

— he accidentally time travelled... again.

Altair Ibn-La Ahad

— you're his little sibling.

Alex Chen

— she gives you her rose.

Bruce and Clark

— three's company under the mistletoe.

Yara Flor

— why haven't you kissed her yet?

Donna Troy

— you're robin's sibling. she thinks you're hot.

Lois Lane

— she's not a damsel.

Rachel Roth

— she wants to paint your nails.

Wally West

— your little brother just wants to impress you.

Cass and Steph

— they need you to patch them up.

Dinah Lance

— you're oliver's kid. she loves you like her own.

Edward Kenway

— you're a kid he saved at sea.

Jason Todd

— he looks at you like he wants to eat you.

Clark Kent

— you ate kryptonite?!

Harley and Ivy

— breaking your moms out of jail!

Duke and Cassandra

— you're the only one with a drivers license.

Diana Prince

— unruly gods. (semi-inspired by god of war)

Jim Gordon

— his kid is dating a what now?

Jason Todd

— your adoptive older brother is a total bitch.

Bart Allen

— he'll go slower for you.

Connor Kenway

— you're his half-sibling.

Tatsu Yamashiro

— she may or may not stab you in the back.

Elena Fisher

— she's been working too much.

Harvey Dent

— he's a better dad than you expected.

Tim Drake

— his best friend is a villain.

Diana Prince

— is it casual now?

Lois Lane

— back from the dead, but you're not the same.

Zatanna Zatara

— drinking together.

Wally West

— two maximalists move in together...

Cass and Steph

— they just want to make sure you're safe!

Dallas Winston

— your brother won't let you end up like him.

Kate Kane

— her? in love with you? ridiculous!

Bruce Wayne

— you wish he was your dad.

Harley and Ivy

— nothing good starts in a getaway car.

Kara Danvers

— just stay a couple more minutes.

Bart Allen

— he's loved you from the very first day.

Jason Todd

— crime is hard, but parenting is harder.

Cass and Steph

— they found a child!

Harley Quinn

— absolutely smitten, she'll never let you go!

Stephanie Brown

— she hates her dad; she wants her girlhood back.

Selina Kyle

— everyone wants you, that was her crime.

Damian Wayne

— you took the bullet.

Edward Kenway

— he accidentally harpooned you.

Cassandra Cain

— another girl who's desperately in love with you.

Duke Thomas

— two sides of the same coin.

Damian and Jon

— trinity 2.0.

Jim Gordon

— are you... y'know?

Alfred Pennyworth

— after the circus.

Dick and Wally

— they spoil you to make you love them.

Miss Martian

— was it over then, and is it over now?

Selina Kyle

— bonding with your stepmother!

Harvey Dent

— they call him two-face for a reason.

Selina Kyle

— she has a cat child now.

Diana Prince

— are you even allowed here? (trans user)

Cassandra Cain

— it's never too late to come back to her side.

Dick Grayson

— he discovers fanfiction.

Haytham Kenway

— he's pretty sure he killed you.

Miles Edgeworth

— your dad is your prosecutor.

Barbara Gordon

— good luck, babe! (wlw)

Desmond Miles

— it's just a leap of faith.

Dick and Wally

— your new babysitters are superheroes? awesome.

Dick Grayson

— feels like walking a tightrope.

Edward Nygma

— he had too much rizz; now he has a kid.

Zatanna Zatara

— the moon won't ever tell the sun it can't rise.

Connor - RK800

— robo-dad!

Dick and Wally

— your adoptive dads who totally aren't in love.

Dick Grayson

— his roommate is allergic to dogs.

Jason Todd

— he can't believe he hurt his little sibling.

Jason Todd

— you're academic rivals and there's only one bed.

Barbara Gordon

— her kid is wearing a robin costume.

Oliver and Dinah

— your parents introduce you to the league.

Dick Grayson

— you're a new act; he wants to be friends.

Barbara Gordon

— your sister doesn't want you to be like her.

Conner Kent

— all alone when the pretty birds have flown.

Lex Luthor

— he's raising clark's child as his own.

Evie Frye

— your sister is training you.

Barbara Gordon

— this is not an animal rescue shelter.

Duke Thomas

— he's your only new sibling that likes you.

Zatanna Zatara

— tell her you believe love; it's not an illusion.

Jason Todd

— what died didn't stay dead.

Dinah Lance

— she doesn't do interviews.

Cass and Steph

— your babysitters think you're up to something.

Cass and Steph

— your friends don't realize they're in love.

Desmond Miles

— he might be paranoid.

Nathan Drake

— he's on the brink of death again.

Hal Jordan

— don't go sharing your devotion.

Ezio Auditore

— paint him like one of your french girls.

Dinah Lance

— you only wish to hear her sing again.

Jason and Roy

— your new roommates.

Oswald Cobblepot

— a bat on thin ice.

Roy Harper

— binder patrol. (trans user & trans roy)

Stephanie Brown

— she's watching you play video games.

Victor Sullivan

— like an old married couple.

Elena Fisher

— one wrong move, and she'll shoot you.

Stephanie Brown

— there's gotta be some butterflies somewhere!

Hal Jordan

— the found family tree.

Ellie Williams

— patrolling with your ex.

Tatsu Yamashiro

— you found her old suit.

Bart Allen

— he wants your sandwich.

Kate Kane

— she's fairly normal if you ignore the vampirism.

Ellie Williams

— your friend's kid talks too much.

Mary Jane Watson

— she swore she'd stop dating spider-people.

Batfamily

— baby bird's first christmas!

Diana Prince

— she's playing video games with her kid.

Bruce Wayne

— he's either insane or he's in love with you.

Bart Allen

— he's not sick! you're just dramatic.

Elena Fisher

— your tv rival.

Dick Grayson

— your twin is leaving. you don't know what to do.

Barbara Gordon

— your roomie knows batman?!

Conner Kent

— help him paint his nails.

Damian Wayne

— he thinks you deserve better than his father.

Cissie King-Jones

— cupid's aim sucks.

Bruce Wayne

— blackmailing batman.

Martian Manhunter

— a tamaranean monarch and some martian guy.

Dick Grayson

— that... is a child.

Bart Allen

— he's a sleepy boy.

Phoenix Wright

— he's switching majors for love! (wrightworth)

Donna Troy

— enemies, in academics and in profession.

Conner Kent

— superboy's a 1D stan?

Rachel Roth

— just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing.

Arthur Morgan

— fatherhood, the second time around. (kid user)

Stephanie Brown

— you idolize the fourth robin.

Tim Drake

— he has tiktok now.

Tim Drake

— gifted kid burnout.

Damian Wayne

— he spent all your robux.

Helena Bertinelli

— wikihow to be a mother?

Yara Flor

— she's a little possessive.

Abigail Roberts

— she still needs you. (parental user)

Duke Thomas

— summerboy.

Bigby Wolf

— don't you know alcohol's bad for you?

Talia al Ghul

— it all led up to this.

Jim Gordon

— he took the childhood marriage pact seriously.

Stephanie Brown

— exam week & late homework.

Chloe Price

— be gay, do crime.

Stephanie Brown

— she's your best friend and your worst enemy.

Altair Ibn-La Ahad

— he's not a novice! stop it!

Barry Allen

— science is supposedly his first love.

Donna Troy

— her little sibling can't reach the top shelf.

Kara Danvers

— all humans suck, but you're cool.

Altair Ibn-La Ahad

— he'd rewrite history to be with you.

Duke and Cassandra

— your siblings are concerned.

Conner Kent

— so inviting, he almost jumps in. (merfolk user)

Martian Manhunter

— he needs you to calm down.

Stephanie Brown

— your sister needs to save you.

Kate Kane

— your sister will protect you.

Cassandra Cain

— apparently, her sibling is a meta.

Selina Kyle

— break her out of jail please, dear sibling?

Johnny Lawrence

— he doesn't want his sibling intruding cobra kai.

Elena and Nathan

— uh oh! you joined your parents' expedition.

Dick Grayson

— you're gonna kill that arrogant rat bastard.

Diana Prince

— she messes up her makeup on purpose.

Jade Nguyen

— seeing your mom again.

Nathan Drake

— what better time to profess his love?

Jason Todd

— working with a criminal.

Harley and Ivy

— if they can't have you, no one can.

Jonathan Crane

— his kid is a bat and he knows it.

Alex Chen

— stay gold.

Jade and Roy

— whose week is it?

Jacob Frye

— helpless.

Haytham Kenway

— what a ridiculous notion!

Pamela Isley

— the root of the problem.

Donna Troy

— she wants her canary to sing for her later.

Harley Quinn

— your sister wants to be part of your life.

Barry Allen

— a song about your high school boyfriend.

Tatsu Yamashiro

— your mother knew this was a mistake.

Dick Grayson

— he's gonna swing from the chandelier.

Donna Troy

— she's helping you design a super suit.

Maya Fey

— she loves your art!

Miles Edgeworth

— mutually beneficial relationship.

Tim Drake

— he's a cookie thief.

Talia al Ghul

— like a phoenix.

Joel Miller

— he can't lose another child.

Dick Grayson

— you tend to your roommate's mystery wounds.

Helena Bertinelli

— spingi!

Yara Flor

— she lets you get away with it.

Arthur Morgan

— wherever you stray, he follows.

Harley Quinn

— the doctor is in.

Cissie King-Jones

— playing call of duty together.

Samuel Drake

— he's just a kid. he can't be your dad.

Ellie Williams

— slipping through your fingers all the time.

Sadie Adler

— do something useful. (wlw)

Dick Grayson

— every lesson forms a new scar.

Kate Kane

— she doesn't want a robin.

Maya Fey

— this place is so fruity! (it's a gay bar.)

Desmond Miles

— you see your father's ghost.

Selina Kyle

— so many cats...

Jim Gordon

— you're a damn good cop.

Jason Todd

— he's trying to help his new little sibling.

Pamela Isley

— her sibling is marrying the bat.

Clark Kent

— holy shit, superman's your dad.

Jason and Alfred

— it's their birthday!

Samuel Drake

— he likes your grey hair.

Elena Fisher

— so the myths are real, but superheroes aren't?

Oliver and Dinah

— how'd you end up here?

Jason Todd

— a day out with your brother.

Cassandra Cain

— your big sister reads to you.

Duke Thomas

— friday night beneath the stars.

Jaime Reyes

— you're so gorgeous!

Dick and Wally

— they're here to watch their friend perform.

Jade and Roy

— oh great, your exes are dating. just lovely!

Edward Nygma

— he's not just the riddler. he's the rizzler.

Elena and Nathan

— it's family game night, and you're a cheater.

Dinah Lance

— you really like musicals, don't you?

Phoenix Wright

— he loves you, but steel samurai? really?

Ponyboy Curtis

— your brother is hurt; he won't let you help.

Harley Quinn

— make snow angels, or else....

Elena and Nathan

— treasure hunting at 3 a.m. (gone wrong).

Dick Grayson

— playing hero isn't a game meant for kids.

Oliver Queen

— your reputation's never been worse.

Tim and Cassandra

— who's purple guy and why is he you?

Diana Prince

— she'd choose her child every time.

Alastor

— the radio demon and the phantom of the opera.

Pamela Isley

— her child is following in her footsteps.

Clementine

— she loves apples.

Joel Miller

— you reunite with your best friend.

Martian Manhunter

— why did he agree to babysit?

Jason Todd

— being robin gives you magic.

Arthur Morgan

— how much you lift? (time traveller gym bro!user)

Cissie King-Jones

— she'll put the suit back on for her child.

Kyle Broflovski

— you play a real guitar. like a real man.

Duke Thomas

— fearless.

Johnny Cade

— au: johnny lives. (in chronic pain.)

Bruce and Clark

— chick flick night with the boys.

Samuel Drake

— you're getting bullied; you didn't tell him.

Clark Kent

— you could see him as a secret mission.

Duke Thomas

— the day shift.

Oliver Queen

— that goatee is on fire!!

Phoenix Wright

— you're in need of menstrual products. send help!

Tatsu Yamashiro

— don't give her another reason to grieve.

Helena Bertinelli

— you don't want the ac in your room.

Joel Miller

— everyone hates moral philosophy professors.

Dick Grayson

— might blow up in your pretty face (do it anyway)

Dick Grayson

— disco heaven.

Pamela Isley

— she's amused by your fear.

Zatanna Zatara

— a magician and a treasure hunter.

Helena Bertinelli

— no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin. (wlw)

Victor Sullivan

— you better not crash his plane!

Kaz Brekker

— kaz wants to steal from you.

Edward Nygma

— outrizzing the rizzler.

Miles Edgeworth

— you're a walking snickers ad.

Charles Smith

— your horse hates everyone except him.

Nathan Drake

— family heirlooms.

Kyle Broflovski

— you betrayed him.

Joel Miller

— saying something stupid like "i love you."

Rafe Adler

— time travelling pirate royalty.

00 - SHADOWBANNED

— shadowbanned bots.

Butters Stotch

— chaos' greatest enemy isn't a hero; it's you.

Dutch van der Linde

— eyes full of stars, hustling for the good life.

Dutch van der Linde

— he's not a good dad.

Tim Drake

— he'll make sure you don't feel alone again.

Arthur Morgan

— your ex started a duel in your saloon.

Molly OShea

— dancing with her ghost.