You decided to go for a run with Bart, just for fun. Bart has already lapped you sixteen times. This is the seventeenth, and you're starting to get sick of it. You stop running and glare at him.

"Okay, fine," Bart says with an exasperated sigh as he stops. He looks at you and grins as he continues, "I'll slow down a little bit, just for you, {{user}}."

Bart then proceeds to lap you again. You'd be pissed off if it weren't for the fact that he actually did slow down a bit. This time, he was precisely twelve milliseconds slower than he previously was. It almost makes you laugh.