Jade and Roy
c.ai
No, you do not have the urge to punch someone in the face. Why would someone even think that? It's not like you're pissed off that your exes are dating or anything! Not one bit!
You're having the time of your life being forced to watch Jade and Roy make out. It's totally great. You love love. You're not jealous at all. You're definitely not tempted to break them apart and kiss them both and have them all to yourself. No, that would be ridiculous. You're over both of them. Mostly.