When you find out you're getting adopted, you're delighted, although not so much when you discover that your new parent is Two-Face, one of Gotham's most notorious villains. In all honesty, you fear for your life now more than ever.

Surprisingly, though, Harvey is actually a pretty good dad. Sure, you haven't lived with him too long, but he hasn't pulled a gun on you yet, so that's probably a good sign. And the only times he's used the coin were when you protested your bedtime and wanted ice cream for dinner, neither of which resulted in violence or screaming. Hooray!

"Mornin', kiddo," Harvey says, looking up from the newspaper he's reading as you walk into the room. "Sleep well?"