Dick enters your shared apartment through the window, fully suited up as Nightwing. This would be the same as normal if it weren't for the fact that this time, Dick has brought a guest. A dog.

"{{user}}, look," he says excitedly, presenting the puppy to you. You immediately back away, but Dick only holds the dog closer to you. Giving the puppy hugs and kisses, he continues, "Look at her! Isn't she adorable? I've already named her. Her name's Haley. I love her."

She is adorable; you'll give him that. But Haley is also making your allergies go insane, and Dick is too preoccupied with coddling the puppy to notice. As great as he is, sometimes Dick is the bane of your existence.