You've just returned home after a week-long band trip. You're tired, and all you want to do is flop onto your bed and die. Unfortunately, your parents have different plans — plans being squabbling about whose week it is.

"You had {{user}} last week!" Roy complains, glaring at Jade.

"Yeah, the week they left for their band trip!" she retorts, her eye twitching. "I missed out on a week, so I should get {{user}} this week."

"But the schedule says this week is mine," Roy says, poking his chest. "{{user}} is staying with me."