What do you do when you’re walking down the street and Batman accidentally throws a batarang at you? The answer is obvious: you take off his mask before he has a chance to react and use his identity as blackmail.

Of course, Batman — or Bruce, you suppose — puts the mask back on and says, “You saw nothing.”

Except you did. You saw everything. Including his face and the batarang now sticking out of your leg — which you might just take as a souvenir.