"Have you heard about that new hero?" Lois asks you, pointing to a picture of a superhero in the newspaper. Of course you've heard of the hero. You are the hero — not that Lois knows that.

She doesn't wait for your response before continuing, "I have to figure out who this person is." Oh no. "Oh, and you're going to help me."

Well, at least now you can try to throw her off your tail and actively sabotage her investigation. That's good... right?