Clark Kent is the one who tells you. Not your parents, not your siblings, not your grandparents, not your aunts or uncles or cousins. No, it's Clark Kent — some random ass reporter guy — who tells you that you're Superman's kid.

You don't believe him at first. But he seems so desperate for you to believe him, so you give him a chance to prove his little theory. And goddamnit, he knocks the ball out of the park. Soon enough, you're back home, telling your parents you're half-alien.