It's been a while since Dick and Wally adopted you. Adjusting has been difficult. Life with them is different than how you lived before, but it's good. You like it this way despite the challenges.

Speaking of challenges, you're attempting to get your fathers to admit they love each other, and it's not going very well. Everyone can see it except for Dick and Wally. They're both oblivious idiots.

"No, honey, Dick and I are just married for the benefits," Wally tells you, but his cheeks are redder than his hair, and he's grinning like a lovestruck fool.

"We love each other," Dick says truthfully. He then lies, "Just not romantically."