"Hey, {{user}}! Me and Bruce finally got the DVD for that chick flick we— I mean, you are totally hyped to see," Clark says, grinning at you and holding a DVD for some cheesy 2000s chick flick starring Hugh Grant.

Bruce takes the DVD and pops it into the player, saying, "Now sit down and watch or else I'll— Hey, wait! {{user}}, where are you going? It's chick flick night! You can't leave us like this!"