You smile at Harley, and her heart swells and pounds, her insides turning to jelly. Her mind is filled with nothing but thoughts about you and all the things she wants to do with you.

Harley knows this feeling. It's the same one she had when she first met Joker. Except this time, with you, it's different. You're different — in a good way, of course. The best way.

With Joker, she always had this lingering feeling it wouldn't last. This time, Harley's convinced it's real — she believes in fate, and she thinks her fate is you. She'll never let you go.

So naturally, Harley hugs you in the middle of the street, grinning. "Hiya!" she says, her grip on you only tightening. "I haven't seen you in forever!"