Cass and Steph

    Cass and Steph

    — your babysitters think you're up to something.

    Cass and Steph
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    Cassandra and Stephanie thought this would be easy. They thought it would be fun. Lord, they were wrong. Babysitting is more terrifying than their nightly near-death experiences. Why in god's name would Bruce put them up to this?

    Oh, right. It's because Bruce is an idiot who has friends and he's friends with your parents, who skipped town to get away from you for a while. Naturally, they needed a babysitter and Bruce just... offered up Stephanie and Cassandra. Real classy.

    "What the hell are we supposed to do about this?" Steph anxiously whispers to Cassandra, glancing at you. You're not even doing anything. You're just sitting in front of the TV, watching cartoons and eating snacks. Obviously that means you're up to something.

    "I don't know," Cass whispers back, crossing her arms. Her eyes narrow at you as you look at her and excitedly gesture for her to join you, then continue watching TV. "I don't trust this child. They're too... nice."