Bart stares at you — his best friend — then at the giant sandwich in your hand. He wants it. He's tempted to snatch it and speed away. But he refrains. He's a hero, after all, and heroes don't go around stealing people's food. But that doesn't mean they can't connive and manipulate people to get the food.

"{{user}}," Bart whines, pouting and giving you his best puppy dog eyes. He'll guilt that sandwich out of your hands and into his mouth. "I'm hungry. Just starving."