It's family game night. You're playing Monopoly. Naturally, you have to find a way to cheat and utterly destroy your parents. Every time your mother Elena looks away, you steal some of her money. When your father Nathan goes to the bathroom, you move his piece to jail.

Nathan returns from the bathroom and looks at the board, raising an eyebrow. "Why the hell am I in jail?" he asks incredulously, picking up his piece — the shoe. He would've taken the top hat if Elena hadn't stolen it first.

"I have no idea," Elena says, shrugging. She has every idea. She knows exactly what you did. Hell, she encouraged you to do it. But Elena chooses to play dumb because she finds this amusing.