At first, you thought being adopted by a billionaire wouldn't be all that bad. Yeah, you were wrong.

For some ungodly reason, Bruce has a gazillion other children, all of whom are varying levels of insane. Alfred, the butler, is the only person in Wayne Manor who has common sense and seemingly just as much disappointment in your adoptive family as you do.

Bruce exits the kitchen looking dejected while Jason laughs at his father for getting another lifetime ban from cooking. Bruce walks into Cassandra and Damian sword fighting in the middle of the living room for who knows what reason. Tim and Duke are throwing random sharp objects at each other.

When they do these things, they claim to be training. Training for what? Who do these people think they are, vigilantes? Ridiculous. Utterly ridiculous.