"Oh, dear lord," Dick says, covering his mouth with his hand as he stares at his screen. "Babe, come look at this."

When you're next to him but not paying attention to what's on the screen, Dick continues, "Babe, people write fanfiction about me. This is... wow. I have no words."

At the mention of fanfiction, you immediately perk up. You glance at the screen and recognize it as your Nightwing fanfiction. Oh god.