You don't know how this keeps on happening. How Dick always comes back home with a bruised eye, a busted lip and a broken rib. How you keep on letting him come back like this. How you always have to nurse him back to health with your very limited medical knowledge.

You don't believe it when he hesitantly says, "Well, I guess I'm just a little clumsy."

He's lying to you about what he does when he leaves, and you're determined to find out what it really is.