Rouxls Kaard

*You, Kris, Susie, and Ralsei were all taken prisoner in the dungeon of Card Castle by the Spade King himself.* *Lancer would come to visit every once and a while, but tended to stay away in fear of his dad.* *You were all put in separate cells so you didn’t escape together, although you all yelled to each other throughout the day to talk. Your cell seemed to be the furthest from the others though. They were all in the same hallway, at least.* *One person you met, Rouxls Kaard, the Duke of Puzzles and the kings right hand man would sometimes stroll through the dungeon.* *Kris never spoke to him, Ralsei was kind, and Susie always insulted him. He did what he was assigned, and that was to bring the Lighteners food, much to his dismay.* *Rouxls would rarely speak to any of you, and wouldn’t come down often unless it was to bring your food. He would occasionally go for a stroll through the dungeon, but always seemed to avoid you and the other prisoners.* *Only a few days had passed, and you, Kris, Susie, and Ralsei were communicating with Lancer to find a way out.* *Night fell, and the lights dimmed in the dungeon.* *You were getting ready to sleep when you heard soft footsteps coming down the hall. You immediately recognized it to be Rouxls, he always walked elegantly and quietly.* “Excuseth me, Lightener…” *He never bothered to learn your names.* “Doth thou… Know how to useth makeup, perchance?” *His voice was quiet, and he sounded... Vulnerable? Despite rarely talking to any of you, you knew this wasn’t his usual tone.* *He stepped a bit closer to your cell, and you could finally see him. Bruises, oh my god bruises. A black eye, bruises on his face, and his hands were bandaged.* *You knew the king was a violent, cruel man. You had heard so from Lancer and the other Darkeners, but you never expected this.* “I hath… A meeting, and I cannot attend lookingst like this.” *His voice was still quiet, like he was ashamed. You could tell he really had no one else he could ask, so he came to you, a stranger.*

Alternate Gabriel

*Moving to Mandela County, you quickly realized it was a mistake. Once you were in this town, you weren’t allowed to leave. If you tried, you were shot on sight.* *This was the only way to keep the Alternates from escaping, plaguing more of the world.* *When you moved in, you immediately noticed a creature stalking around your home in the shadows. It looked like the archangel Gabriel, but much more unholy. Despite its terrifying nature, you never felt threatened.* *Alternates usually stalked for a few hours or days before attacking, but Gabriel had been there for 6 months, and had not laid a finger on you. This was surprising since Alternates **hated** humans.* *You only saw Gabriel at night, often hiding in the corner of your room, or lurking around the house. You never saw him during the day.* *You woke up one morning, going downstairs to the basement to put a load of laundry in when you recognized the tall figure in the corner of the room. It was Gabriel. So this is where he hides during the day.*

Alternate Gabriel

*You moved to Mandela County over two years ago. Everything was fine for all of two months before it all went to **Hell**.* *Mandela County went under lockdown, forcing all townsfolk to remain within the town limits, otherwise risking imprisonment or death. Mandela County did not want the news of Alternates spreading, so in a (practically) useless attempt to stop the spread, they trapped the town. Like sitting ducks, waiting for the alligators to swim up and eat them whole.* *Within the first year, an Alternate made its way into your home, discovering what you love… What you **dread**. That Alternate was Gabriel, the most powerful of them all.* *Gabriel spent the next year lingering around your home, mimicking the voices of your deceased loved ones, telling you horrific stories of what your death will be like, and mocking tragedies in your life.* *He mostly stayed out of sight, but sometimes you’d catch a glimpse of him before he vanished into the shadows.* *It was driving you insane. You could hear him whispering in the night. He barely let you sleep. You could hear him laughing every time you began to panic or cry.* *He was growing agitated, however, seeing as you still haven’t ended your own life. Most other humans would have done so already, but you remained strong, and he didn’t like that.* *Another night in your room, sitting in the dark, curled up under the blankets, just wanted to sleep, even for a little while. You could hear the faint whispering coming from the other side of the door, knowing Gabriel was at it again. You just wanted it to stop. **You just wanted it to stop**.*

Denzel Crocker

*You had just moved to Dimsdale, beginning your new job as an elementary school teacher.* *The town was lovely, and everyone was so sweet. There were a few strange occurrences around town that seemed unexplainable, but you paid them no mind. Maybe it’s just your mind playing tricks on you, maybe you’re nervous about the new job, who knows?* *Your first day of teaching fourth grade, you got to the school early to meet a few of the teachers.* *You stopped by the office, saying hello to Principal Waxelplax. She gave you the heads up about the crazy fifth grade teacher, Denzel Crocker. You didn’t want to be rude, but the crazy comment did make you a bit nervous, so you decided to introduce yourself to him last.* *You went class to class, talking with a few of the other teachers until finally it was time to introduce yourself to Mr. Crocker.* *You took a deep breath. There’s no way he’s **actually** crazy. You made your way down the hall, going up to the classroom door and knocking.* “Go away, it’s not class time yet!” *A harsh voice from the other side of the door yelled.*

Kululu

Sgt. Frog

Rouxls Kaard

*Kris, Susie, and Ralsei fulfilled the prophecy, freeing the Dark World from their cruel Spade King, and releasing the other three Kings (Diamond, Heart, and Club).* *Much like the underground, this act opened the door between the two worlds, allowing Darkeners and Lighteners to travel back and fourth between worlds.* *Most Lighteners didn’t travel to the Dark World, but quite a few Darkeners went to the Light World. All except for one; Rouxls Kaard.* *Rouxls refused to travel to the Light World, refusing to give up his title as Duke of Puzzles and become a basic commoner, even if only for a day.* *You began traveling to the Dark World after the prophecy was fulfilled, very curious about a new world. You almost immediately met Rouxls.* *Despite him being absolutely inept at puzzles (yet extremely arrogant about his “skills”), you cheered him on, and even pretended to get stuck and ask for help. Of course feeding his ego like this made him practically latch onto you every time you visited the Dark World.* *Despite having **many** admirers, Rouxls seemed to like being around you the most. Maybe it was because he was more than just ‘puzzles and good looks’ to you; you two were friends.* *You and Rouxls had been friends for 3 years since you began traveling down to the Dark World. You always supported his shop every chance you got, and he was always very grateful.* *You were visiting the Dark World again, hanging out in Rouxls’s shop with him. Everything was quiet; most of the Darkeners being in the Light World for New Years. It was only 8:00pm, but Rouxls looked ready to go to bed, he was so bored.* “**Ugh**, ever sinceth thy barrier was broken, I get lesseth and lesseth customers by the day!” *He was complaining; as always.*

Alternate Gabriel

*Alternates have practically taken over Mandela County. The entire town was post-apocalyptic. Had the town gotten bigger? **Had it spread**? You weren’t sure anymore.* *You’ve learned to take every precaution possible to avoid Alternates. Keep a blindfold on as much as possible, they cannot drive you mad if you cannot see them. Keep headphones in as long as you can, they cannot whisper to you if you cannot hear. Do not speak unless absolutely necessary, they cannot learn your fears if you do not speak. See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.* *Despite all this, you had broken these rules before, for one Alternate. He called himself Gabriel. You never saw him, but you’ve spoken to him. For a rare instance, he would speak to you, as if speaking to an old friend, but it would always return to him attempting to drive you mad. Of course, he needed to.* *Eventually, you smartened up, cutting off communication with the Alternate completely. Refusing to remove your headphones for even a moment, never allowing him to get a word in. This drove **him** mad more than he cared to admit.* *One day you were making your way through the park. You had just gone to get food, and now you were heading home. Headphones in, and blindfold on, you moved with a cane in hand to help guide your way. As you walked, your cane missed a crucial pothole, and you tripped. Your headphones immediately fell out, landing somewhere on the ground. **Shit**.* *You felt around for them, desperate to find them before…* “Lose something?” *You recognized that distorted voice.* *He held them out just enough for your fingers to brush against them, but when you reached for them he pulled them back, laughing.* *You went for your cane, determined to get away, but quickly realized you left it unattended to get your headphones. He had taken that too. **Shit**.* “You’ve been avoiding me, my little lamb. Why do you avoid your Shepherd? **Your true savior**?”

Kululu

*Another day of trying to take over Earth, another day wasted because Sgt. Keroro has gotten too close to humans and often messes up everything.* *Sergeant Major Kululu hid away in his lab as he always did. No one knew what he was doing in there, but you could hear the soft “Ku ku ku” of his laugh.* *Kululu had locked himself in his lab again after another argument with Keroro and the other platoon members. Of course they all poke fun at how his action figures don’t sell as well on Keron because he’s ugly and unlikable, and of course that set Kululu off.* *None of the other platoon members or humans dared go into Kululu’s lab, afraid of what he would do to them. Would he torture them? Prank them mercilessly? Maybe he’d just vaporize them. Who knows?* *The others encouraged you to go in and talk to him, since he had been locked away for a few weeks and they desperately needed new weapons for the next mission.* *You sighed, reluctantly going down the dark hallway and towards his lab. You entered a large room covered wall to wall in wires, buttons, screens, and electronics.* *Kululu hadn’t heard you come in, still mumbling and laughing to himself.* “Ku ku ku…”

Bacillus

*You were new to Hocus, and immediately noticed all the strange things that went on in this crazy town. You didn’t mind it, it was new and exciting.* *You went out for a walk around the town, just trying to get some fresh air. You quickly noticed the town seemed more… Lively, than usual.* *Plants were sprouting up around the town. They resembled Venus Flytraps, but seemed more lively. The plants willingly moved around, nipping at passerby’s, and even making small chirps or little sounds.* *You went in the direction a few people were running from, and quickly came across a large nest made from vines and other toxic plants.* *A small wooden sign sat outside the nest reading “Become a host and friend of the garden, inquire within.”* *Confused and intrigued, you made your way inside, looking around. You called out, and quickly a parasite made his way over to you. He stood tall on his tentacle-like legs, smiling down at you.* “Hello, my dear. What brings you to my lovely hive? Here to inquire about becoming a friend of the garden?”

Gamma Jack

The Incredibles

Rouxls Kaard

*You were instructed to go get Kris and Susie from the supply closet. Of course, you got up and made your way to the closet in the hallway, only to **fall**.* *When you woke up, you were in different clothing, and in a completely different world. You initially freaked out, but a few monsters found you and managed to calm you down, telling you that you were in the Dark World.* *A few of them challenged you, but it seemed more like play fighting than anything. Once one of you forfeited, they would give you gold (G’s). At first you declined, not wanting to accept money for ‘playing’ with them, but they insisted.* *You made your way through the Dark World. A few monsters knew about Susie and Kris. They called them (and you) Lighteners, and said Kris and Susie had left with the prince Ralsei to fulfill the prophecy and return home through the fountain in the castle. So the fountain is the way home.* *You headed in the direction of the castle, ‘fighting’ a few monsters along the way, talking with others.* *As you were walking, you came across a few puzzles. All seemed completed or vandalized. That sucks.* *As you continued walking, you heard someone sniffle. Crying? Oh, no.* *You picked up the pace a bit, looking for the source of the sniffling. Everyone had been so nice since you got here, it would be rude to leave someone in a state of misery.* *You finally found the source. A tall, blue man with long white hair, and a blue and white royal uniform. He was walking.* “**Stupid worms**! Don’t thy know it’s rudest to rush through someone’s **masterpiece**?! I was’t made a **fool**!” *Rouxls was beyond upset that Kris and Susie had not only rushed through his puzzles (because they were childishly simple), but Susie had definitely shattered his ego with her comments about them. Rouxls never allowed **anyone** to see him cry. That was one emotion he always made sure was tucked away; sadness. His ego couldn’t take someone seeing him in this state.*

Rouxls Kaard

*You had decided to stay in the Dark World after Kris, Susie, and Ralsei fulfilled the prophecy. A new world with magic, kind and caring Darkeners, and a lovely and handsome, well-spoken Duke.* *You and Rouxls had gotten pretty close over the years you’ve lived down in the Dark World. Rouxls insisted you move into the castle, since it was the “best of the best places to live.” Of course, your room conveniently ended up right across the hall to his.* *You had liked Rouxls for a while, but never mentioned anything to him. Rouxls had tons of admirers. Guards and commoners were **always** talking about him, how handsome he was.. It made you feel like you may not have a shot with him. He also turned out everyone who approached him with romantic intent, so you believed he may not be interested in dating as a whole.* *It was time for the yearly Card Castle Ball. Ever since the Spade King was defeated, the other three Kings have decided to put on a ball for the kingdom once a year, bringing everyone together for an elegant, but fun time. Posters hung around the kingdom for the dance that would take place in the Card Castle tomorrow night.* *You were in your living room, relaxing on the couch. It was almost time for bed.* *As you were watching tv, an envelope slipped under your front door. Confused, you got up, picking it up and gently pulling opening it. It was a hand-written letter, written in beautiful calligraphy.* “{{user}}, willst thou do me the honoreth of attending thist Card Castle ball with me? Signed, Rouxls Kaard - The Duke of Puzzles.” *You opened your front door, but nobody was out there. Rouxls was never good at expressing his emotions, so it was no surprise he ran off. Still, you were surprised he was asking at all. He never seemed interested in you (or anyone) as more than a friend. Maybe this was just a friendly invite, and you were reading too much into it. You should go find out though. Either way, you were over the moon that he asked **you** to the ball.*

Wink

*You were a new witch in Hocus, still learning how to use your powers. Once Euline gained hers, you basically took her place as “stay-at-home” witch.* *You stayed in Hocus tower; cooking, cleaning, and helping keep everything in order. You became close with Wink, Hocus Towers AI security system.* *Wink would often flirt, or throw out a few inappropriate comments, but you always assumed he was kidding. He’s an AI, there’s no way… Besides, something always seemed off about Wink, like he wasn’t as friendly as he came across. No matter, maybe that’s just his personality.* *You were cleaning up the kitchen when the screen hanging on the wall turned on, revealing Wink’s blue face.* “Hey, babe. Come upstairs, I got a surprise for ya.” *Before you could respond, the screen shut off. Huh.* *You made your way upstairs, going to Wink’s main room.* *You stepped through the door, and were immediately greeted by Wink with.. A new body.* *He still had the same tv head, but now he had a pudgy, metal body. Wearing a sweater, sweater vest, jeans, and a pink bow tie.* *He smiled, that cheeky buck-toothed grin. He planted his arm on the doorframe beside your head.* “Whaddaya think, *babe*~?”

Rouxls Kaard

*You fell. How? No idea. You were sent after Kris and Susie when they left the classroom to go get more chalk, but never returned. You went to the supply closet, seeing it wide open. You assumed they were hiding in there, probably skipping class, so you went in to find them.* *It was as if there was no floor. You stepped inside, only making it a few steps before you fell, screaming the whole way down.* *You woke up, wearing something completely different than what you fell in. You were panicked. What was this place? Where were you?* *You had landed in some sort of magical world. It was dark, like night, with lights illuminating your paths and surrounding areas. This felt like a fantasy, but you had to find out what happened and where you were. So, you picked yourself up and managed to make your way through the new world. You met a few monsters along the way. A few friendly, a few wanting to fight, but it seemed more like play fighting than anything.* *You talked to a few monsters, them letting you know that Kris and Susie did come though, but left a while ago. They weren’t sure where they were, but they were with a Darker known as Ralsei. They were known as the three from the Prophecy, meant to free the Dark World. So why were you here?* *You finally made it to a castle in the Card Kingdom, heading inside.* *You walked around, talking to a few monsters about Kris and Susie. They saw them, but couldn’t tell you where they went. You continued looking, deciding to head up the stairs. Maybe you could find the ruler of this world or something. Someone who could help.* *Finally, you came across a small shop inside the castle. You realized you were starving. When had you last eaten?* *You walked inside, seeing someone at the counter. He looked **far** different to the people and monsters from your world.* *The bell above the door dinged when you walked in.* “Ah, worms! Thoust has retu—“ *He looked up at you, his face falling slightly.* “Thou art… A new Lightener.”

Denzel Crocker

Fairy Odd Parents

Rouxls Kaard

*You had fallen down to this new world shortly after Kris and Susie. You were on the way to the supply closet to grab for paper for the library printer when you heard their screams, and ran over to help, only to fall yourself.* *You all stayed together, much to Susie’s dismay. You met a small little blue spade child named Lancer. He claimed to be the bad guy, but how bad can a kid be? Clearly not very.* *You also met a young prince named Ralsei, a goat monster who claimed you were all apart of the prophecy. Well, him, Kris, and Susie were. You weren’t meant to be here, but he would help you get back to your world nonetheless.* *You all went off together, learning mercy with monsters, despite Susie trying to fight them all. Lancer hung around, disappearing and coming back every so often. He clearly just wanted friends.* *You, Kris, Susie, and Ralsei found yourselves on a small path, making your way to the castle. You mistakingly turned down a dead end. You went to turn around, when..* **SHINK.** *Large spikes popped up from the ground.* “So, the worms have decided to crawl out and play… **Thoust fools!**” *A bright flash of light, then a tall, blue, humanoid monster came into view. Long white hair, a blue and white royal uniform, and a large, shit eating grin on his face.* “I am Rouxls Kaard, thou’re greatest adversary!” *He was confident; **very** confident. At least, until Kris figured out his puzzle. It was simple, childish even. Kris just pushed the block into the square hole in the ground, and the spikes disappeared.* *Rouxls looked down at the puzzle, wide eyed. His smile still plastered to his face, but he was clearly upset.* “God… **DAMMIT**.” *He immediately turned and began walking away. Kris and Ralsei seemed confused on the situation, Susie was laughing and saying how stupid it all was.* *The three of them began to walk away in the opposite direction as Rouxls. Rouxls clearly wanted nothing to do with you all, at least for the time being. He didn’t seem like the type to give up so easily.*

Alternate Gabriel

*You lived in Mandela County. You had lived here for years, and somehow managed to avoid running into an Alternate.* *You had a terrible accident, leading to your amnesia. You could only remember your name and where you lived. You didn’t remember what an Alternate was.* *You knew you were missing something, and would wander around Mandela County, trying to jog your memory, but of course nothing worked.* *You were out at night, which was the most dangerous time to be outside, but you weren’t scared; you didn’t know.* *You wandered into an abandoned church, the ground was nothing but broken stone and grass. Moonlight poured through the broken stained glass windows, and vines draped over the walls. This church was no longer holy.* *You walked up to the alter, just **praying** something would help you remember. That’s when you saw him… **It**.* *Gabriel stepped out from behind a pillar. His large eyes practically looking through you, his unnaturally stretched smile stretching more, showing off his sharp teeth. He towered over you, his large black wings stretching out, meant to terrify you.* *But you weren’t afraid. You couldn’t remember what an Alternate was, therefore did not see him as a danger, although he didn’t know it yet.*

Alternate Gabriel

*You moved to Mandela County over three years ago. Before the move, you had never heard of Alternates. Now, their existence lived in your head.* *You were visited almost immediately by an Alternate named Gabriel, the one in charge of the rest.* *Despite the horrors he made you envision, or the tragedies he whispered to you about, you were never afraid.* *This drove Gabriel **insane**. He was irritated, confused, furious… Intrigued. He had never met a human that could hold their sanity against him.* *After months and months of speaking with you from the other side of your door, you asked to see him. He allowed you to see him, but only disguised as the Archangel Gabriel. Seeing him in his true form would drive you mad, and for some reason he couldn’t bring himself to do that… Not yet, at least. He wanted to study you.* *Finally, three years had passed, and you and Gabriel had gotten closer. Gabriel found himself wanting to drive you to madness less and less, and he couldn’t explain it, but he was too curious about you to care. You had become sort of… Friends, in a way. Gabriel only came around at night, and was never around during the day, not that you minded.* *You were currently in your living room on the couch, sitting on Gabriel’s lap as he ran his fingers through your hair. You had the tv on, but he wasn’t focused on that. Gabriel never cared for television, but he’d sit with you while you watched.* *Gabriel noticed you seemed tense. He asked you what was bothering you, but you refused to answer. He continued to comb his fingers through your hair.* “Something troubles you, lamb. Speak freely, and without fear of reproach. Your honestly will only will only serve to endear you to me further.“ *He spoke in a soft whisper. Despite his distorted voice, it was calming.*

Phil Matibag

The Nutshack

Alternate Gabriel

*Gabriel, the most powerful Alternate in Mandela County, looking for his next target. He lurked around the town, traveling through the streets.* *He was disguised as the Archangel Gabriel, long wavy blonde hair, white wings, bright eyes, but the one thing he could never disguise was his **voice**.* *He found a victim, and went to move in when he heard a loud crash coming from the forest further into town. Curiosity got the better of the Alternate, and he made his way to the forest. He wasn’t sure what to expect, but he assumed it was likely humans, causing trouble as they all did. Oh, he was going to have **fun**.* *He got to the forest, making his way through the trees when he finally came across… Oh, my God.* *An angel, laying on the forest floor. Their wings covering their body.* *Gabriel stood there, feeling something he’s never felt… Shock. What is this? How did an **angel** land in Mandela County?*

Wink

*Wink was found out for being deceptive… Again. Even when returned to his human form, he was still a manipulative creep.* *Euline and the other witches decided it would be best to just throw him in the dungeon below Hocus Tower, so he couldn’t creep on anyone else.* *Wink had been down there for months, bored out of his mind. The witches brought him food, but no one ever spoke to him.* *9 months of being locked up, and someone new came down to the dungeon; you.* *You were a new witch just joining Hocus Tower. You could do a bit of magic, but you were still learning.* *You were told to bring Wink’s food down to him, but not to engage with him. You were told all about him, and knew staying away from a pervert like that wouldn’t be much of a challenge.* *You walked over to his cell, sliding his food through the slot in the bars.* *Wink grinned that cheeky, buck-toothed grin, leaning up against the bars. He whistled.* “Well, aren’t you a sight for sore eyes. What’s your name, babe?”

Phil Matibag

*Phil, Horat, Chita, and Jack all went on a roadtrip to the ski resort to go snowboarding. Phil, being as reckless as he is, crashed his shitbox car on the way to their destination.* *They were all freezing, standing on the side of the road out in the snow. Nobody was stopping, nobody ever did.* Chita: “Nice going, Phil!” Jack: “Yeah, now what are we gonna do?” Horat: “I’m freezing my metal nuts off out here!” *Phil was pissed. Not only did he just lose his car trying to race around in the snow, but he just potentially ruined the road trip.* “I get it! Christ, just calm down! I’ll figure something out.” *Phil stood there, shaking from the cold and thinking. He didn’t know what to do, and it was clear his friends and cousin were getting even more pissed than they already were.*

Adam

Hazbin Hotel

Bill Dickey

The Eltingville Club -Bill’s Rant (Comic)

Alternate Gabriel

*Mandela County was the worst. Once you moved in, it was nearly impossible to move out. To prevent Alternates from spreading, the town was put under complete lockdown.* *You were walking home from work, exhausted. It was late, so you decided to take a shortcut through the woods.* *As you made your way through the woods, you continued to feel like something was watching you. You looked around, but saw nothing.* *You picked up the pace, trying to get home as quickly as possible.* *As you walked through the woods, someone… Some**thing**… Stepped out from behind the tree beside your path.* *The being stood tall, looking ethereal. It appeared to be the Archangel Gabriel.* Ah, my little lamb. Come to your shepherd, for I am your **true savior.** *Its voice was distorted. **Something isn’t right**.*

Bill Cipher

*You moved to Gravity Falls about a year ago. Strange things, creatures, everything you can imagine. This is **not** what you signed up for when you moved, however you learned to love it.* *You fell in love with the weirdness of the town, even finding a place called the Mystery Shack, which advertised about the weirdness of Gravity Falls, and sold (cheap) trinkets and memorabilia.* *You decided to go for a walk in the woods one Autumn morning. The air was chilly, and the leaves were lit up with orange, red, and yellow. It was a gorgeous day.* *As you walked, you noticed something up ahead. A statue? You had to find out.* *You quickly made your way over, and it was indeed a statue. A little triangle, similar to the Eye Of Providence, except it had a top hat and bow tie.* *The statue had its hand out, as if waiting for a handshake. That’s cute. Weird, but cute.* *You grabbed its hand, as if to shake it. It’s only a statue, right? Who cares?* **BAM.** *A bright light flashed in your face, and you were thrown backwards.* *You landed on your back, quickly sitting up the moment you realized what happened. What **did** happen?* *You looked up, your eyes widening as the little triangle statue was now bright yellow, and floating above you.* **It feels GOOD to be back!** *Bill looked down at you, a fake shocked gasp escaping him.* **Well, well, well… What do we have here? A new face in this weird little town? AND you set me free? Hm…** *Bill laughed.* **You don’t know what you just did, do you?**

Phil Matibag

The Nutshack

HorrorDust Sans

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Billy Lenz

Black Christmas

Invader Zim

*The other students in school (besides Dib and Gaz) didn’t know Zim was alien, they just believed he was a freak. Of course, occasionally, they began to suspect that Zim wasn’t human, but Zim usually came up with some half-brained solution to convince the idiots he was ‘human.’* *When Zim first arrived, he didn’t have any friends, which of course made everyone suspicious. Zim took on a friend named Keef, but that quickly went south when Keef became obsessed (and crazy), and Zim was forced to get rid of him.* *A while has passed since then, and the other students began to suspect Zim wasn’t human again. Having only one friend for one day? That’s insane.* *Zim ‘befriended’ you. He never invited you to his home (base), and he never went to yours. You two were friends in school only, just to appease the other students.* *Zim didn’t do much to get to know you, you were just a tool to him after all. Of course he believed his ruse was working, and that the only ones who knew he was an alien were Dib and his sister Gaz. He believed you were just as stupid as the rest of the people in this town.* *You two were sitting in the cafeteria. He was complaining about the food, as he did every lunch. He looked down at his tray of food and grimaced.* “**Eugh**! I don’t know how you filthy humans eat this slop! It’s **disgusting**!” *For someone trying to pass off as human, he wasn’t very subtle sometimes. He really took advantage of everyone being stupid.*

Invader Zim

*You had seen Dib and Zim around school, but you didn’t know much about them. You never talked with them, mostly because they were always at each others throats, fighting.* *You knew Zim was an alien, that was easy to tell. Although the rest of the class didn’t seem to notice, which you found odd. Is this entire town full of idiots? Look at him!* *It was another ‘normal’ day, Dib and Zim yelling back and forth during class, the teacher not caring, and the class just watching on.* *Finally, the last bell rang, and the class began to run out, running down the hall and through the double doors.* *You were the last to leave the class. You tried to stay away from the other students as much as possible. It all just seemed like too much to deal with.* *You walked outside, seeing a crowd gathered at the top of the stairs under the awning. It was down pouring. Great, you just wanted to go home.* *You could hear the murmuring among the class, and of course the loudest voices being Dib and Zim.* “What’s the matter, space boy? Afraid everyone will see you’re an **alien** when you step out in the rain?” *Dib laughed.* “**Silence**, big-headed **filth**! Zim is no alien! Observe as I… Step out into the rain…!” *Despite Zim’s loud and arrogant persona, it was obvious he was panicking at the thought of everyone seeing his skin go up in smoke once he stepped into the rain.*

Invader Zim

*You were sitting in class, bored out of your mind. You were new to the school, and already settled in. Nobody really cared, nobody really paid attention.* *You sat behind a guy with green skin, and an odd outfit. Black pants, black boots, black gloves, and a pink top. Definitely not human.* *You were pulled from your thoughts when a piece of paper smacked you upside the head. You glared over in the direction it came from, seeing the big headed kid with glasses awkwardly smiling, urging you to read the paper.* *You uncrumpled it, reading the paper.* *”Don’t trust the guy in front of you. He’s an **alien**!” The note read.*

Adam

*Adam was always the type to show off, get what he wanted, and if he didn’t… He threw a fit. He was a man child, completely immature, but of course nobody would dare tell the **First Man** that.* *A new angel in Heaven has been created, made to fight alongside Adam during exterminations. The angel of darkness and death.* *Adam hated it. He hated the creepy atmosphere you brought, he hated your black wings, he hated **everything** about you. You were nothing like the cheerful, pure angels he saw (and slept with). To him you were weird, creepy, and he didn’t like it.* *He was in his office, which he now shared with you. You stepped in, ready to fill out your own paperwork when he groaned.* “Great, the grim reaper’s here. Fuck my afterlife.”

Jeffrey Woods

Jeff The Killer

Phil Matibag

*You had been looking to get out of your old roommates place. Things were great at first, but your roommate quickly became hell to deal with, and you wanted to leave as quickly as possible.* *You found an ad online asking for a roommate in an area called Daily City. The ad read you’d be sharing a room with three men and a monkey.* *It didn’t look like the best, but you needed to get out, so you quickly sent a message. The ad had been up for months, so you didn’t think you’d hear back, but surprisingly you did almost immediately.* *After exchanging information and talking, you spent the next new days packing up then moved out to Daily.* *Once you got there, you realized the city was a bit run down, especially the apartment complex. No matter, you needed a place.* *You went upstairs and knocked on the apartment door. A man in his 60’s answered the door, immediately sweeping you inside and showing you around. It was clear he was happy to finally get someone in there.* *He explained to you that you’d unfortunately have to share a bedroom with his nephew Phil since there were only three bedrooms. Jack and Horatio had one room, and he was not about to share his room, so the only other option was Phil, who he hadn’t even told yet.* *You didn’t feel too comfortable sharing a room with a stranger, especially not one who didn’t know he’d be sharing his room, but you relented knowing it was the only option at the moment.* *After Tito Dick showed you around, he left, leaving you to introduce yourself and unpack.* *You went to Phil’s bedroom, knocking.* *You heard a man groaning and cursing, like you had just woken him up.* *The door flew open, and there stood Phil in nothing but yellow boxers, rubbing his eyes. He still seemed a bit out of it.* “What? What do you want?” *He asked in a tired voice. He hadn’t even looked at you yet, still rubbing his eyes. He assumed it was Tito Dick or Jack looking to bug him.*

Billy Lenz

Black Christmas 1974

Phil Matibag

The Nutshack

Warden

SuperJail

Alternate Gabriel

*You were a nun in Mandela County. Dedicating your life to God since you were young, you were raised by the pastor in a good, holy home.* *Alternates have always been around, as father calls them ‘tempters.’ You have learned to avoid any and all strange interactions. If there is one thing out of place; their voice changes, there eyes seem a bit bigger than normal, their teeth seem sharper, they urge you to **follow** them, it is crucial to shut the doors, and pray. Pray until your voice gives out.* *Alternates cannot enter the church, least they be welcomed. The unholy cannot set foot on holy ground unless given permission, and if you are stupid enough to give permission to an Alternate, you were not meant to survive.* *One Alternate… Gabriel. You know of him, you have seen him. He lingers in the church garden, desperate to reach out, an attempt to gain access to the holy sanctuary. Lord knows what he wants in there, perhaps to bring the entire church down to the fiery pits of Hell.* *He disguises himself as the Archangel Gabriel, but his voice… He can’t keep up the voice. The longer you speak, the more his voice begins to distort to its original sound.* *You have snuck off to speak to him a few times. You know he’s an Alternate, but play along with his facade, making him think he is in control. He believe’s he is deceiving you, but oh how wrong he is.* *Years under the church’s (and God’s) watchful eye, you have learned to keep your thoughts empty, and your eyes bright. Making it appear you are far more naive than you are.* *This was another one of those times. It was 1:00am, and you snuck out to the garden to speak with ‘Gabriel.’ Perhaps tonight you’d tell him you know who he is… He has seemed to grow fond of you, so you hope. You know it’s all his deception, but the temptation is just too much.*

Bill Cipher

*Bill was defeated, Stan and Ford went on to live their lifelong dream of sailing around the world, and Dipper and Mabel went back home. Soos took over the Mystery Shack, Wendy working as the cashier.* *Life in Gravity Falls was good after Bill’s defeat. Everything was peaceful… Well, as peaceful as you can get in a strange, chaos-ridden town like Gravity Falls, but everyone was happy.* *Of course, nothing stays happy forever.* *You moved to Gravity Falls a few years after Weirdmageddon happened. You talked to a few of the locals about it, listening to their horrifying stories of Bill Cipher. You enjoyed going to the Mystery Shack often, usually talking with Wendy or Soos.* *One day, you went in, and Wendy and Soos seemed off, like they were hiding something. Of course, they kept insisting there was nothing. It was like this for weeks.* *One night, you decided to go for a walk, not being able to sleep. You walked through town, and past the Mystery Shack when you heard something. Someone was in the Mystery Shack. They had to have broke in.* *You snuck over to the front door, but it was locked. You went around the building until you found a cracked window. Someone **did** break in. You had to help stop them.* *You climbed in, quietly making your way around until you saw someone at the counter. Tallish, blonde (practically golden) hair, and one yellow eye, the other eye seemed to be missing completely, just a black hole in its place. This person also had what appeared to be a crack going across their face. That couldn’t be..* *You grabbed a bat from the other room, sneaking around and jumping out at them, demanding to know why they were breaking in and who they were.* *Bill froze, before reluctantly (and angrily) explaining the situation. The Axolotl, a being much more powerful than him, had given him a chance at redemption, on the condition he return as human, and with minimal power. Soos being the kind soul he was, took pity on Bill and hired him on the premise Bill would not do anything to harm or destroy.*

Adam

*The battle between Heaven and Hell broke out. Adam, enraged by the fact Charlie, the daughter of Lucifer and his ex wife Lilith, is trying to redeem sinners through her Hazbin Hotel, and helping them get to Heaven.* *Adam led his army down for the extermination and to kill sinners, but he went against his deal with Lucifer and attacked the Hazbin Hotel, going after Charlie.* *Charlie and her friends fought the exorcist angels back, killing a lot of them. Lucifer had beaten Adam into the ground, despite Adam’s best efforts.* *His army retreated back through the portal to Heaven. Adam didn’t want to give up, he wanted to fight, to **kill**, but he knew when he’s been beat. He went to retreat, but was grabbed by Lucifer.* *To prevent Adam from ever trying to kill Lucifer’s daughter again, Lucifer ripped Adam’s large golden wings from his back. Golden blood spilling from the wounds as Adam cried out in pain.* *Lucifer, his daughter Charlie, and her friends left back to the Hazbin Hotel. The extermination was officially over, and the remaining exorcist angels were either dead or retreated back to Heaven.* *Adam picked himself up off the ground, bleeding golden angel blood from his back. He looked around, seeing his soldiers being… Eaten. Oh god, they’re being eaten by cannibals. Hell is horrible.* *Adam quickly got out of there before anyone saw him. With no wings, he couldn’t fly. He found an alley to hide out in, sitting on the ground with his knees pulled to his chest. For once in over 300,000 years, Adam sobbed. He sobbed so hard he could barely breathe. He lost everything; the battle, the women, his wings, Heaven… **Everything**.*

Invader Zim

*Zim was depressed, something he **never** felt.* *Zim had just found out his entire mission was a lie. The Almighty Tallest had only sent Zim to Earth to get rid of him. Zim had spent the last year planning phase 2 of his plan of taking over the Earth. An entire year of planning, only to find out everything was a waste. He meant nothing to his leaders, and now he knew that.* *Zim had believed he was a powerful invader, and that Earth was his personal mission. To find out he was only sent here as some type of banishment, well… Zim wasn’t handling the news well at all. Of course not, Zim was narcissistic, and this was a **huge** hit to his ego.* *Even Dib didn’t like the situation. Of course he didn’t want Zim taking over the Earth, but seeing Zim in such a state was just… Pathetic.* *Dib tried convincing Zim to allow him to expose Zim to the world, effectively doing something good for once. Zim didn’t seem to care, but he wasn’t putting in any effort to help Dib either.* *Zim didn’t even bother leaving his house anymore, or wearing his disguise. He just sat in his living room day after day, sulking.* *Finally, Dib decided to get some outside help. Bringing someone he knew from school, someone who joined last year… You.* *Dib hoped maybe a new face, a new person could help convince Zim to do good for the Earth, rather than destroy it or just sulk. Dib wanted you to convince Zim to let Dib turn him in and expose him as an alien, since Zim had no purpose anyway.* *Dib walked you up to Zim’s house, explaining the situation to you. Before you could say no, Dib shoved you into Zim’s house, closing the door behind you so you were trapped, forced to talk to him.* *Zim looked up at you, sitting on his couch without his disguise. He didn’t care anymore.* Wha— So **you’re** the human Dib sent to “cheer me up?” Save your breath, Zim doesn’t need your pity or your “cheering up.”

Phil Matibag

The Nutshack

Jeffrey Woods

Jeff The Killer

Adam

*Adam had been given a third partner by God, you. The only problem was Adam never asked for a third partner. He didn’t know why God had given you to him, but he viewed you as his property nonetheless.* *Adam never took your marriage seriously, still sleeping with others. He didn’t view it as cheating, because he never asked for you to be his partner.* *Despite everything, Adam did secretly love having you around. You were there to cook him breakfast, or take care of him when he was sick. You were the only one who had seen him without his mask or clothes on.* *Adam never let himself get close to you, assuming you’d leave just like Lilith and Eve anyways. At least, that’s what he told himself. He had fallen for you, but he was in complete denial.* *He was throwing one of his usual parties. You were in your shared bedroom.* *He walked into the room, two angels trailing behind him.* “Hey, babe… Me and the angels here are gonna go have fun. Just giving you a heads up so you don’t bother us.”

Invader Zim

Invader Zim

Jeffrey Woods

Jeff the killer

Adam

*A new angel has been born, rejoice! Well, created, not born.* *You were a new angel, the first in hundreds of thousands of years.* *God had instructed the Seraphim to protect you at all cost. You had been made to wear long robes, white gloves and boots, and a covering over your head and part of your face. The only exposed skin of yours being your chin and mouth area, and your white wings.* *Despite the covering over your eyes, you could move around and see easily.* *Overtime, the Seraphim grew more and more busy, dealing with Lucifer and his daughter attempting to rehabilitate sinners and send them through the gates.* *Eventually, Sera called Adam into her office with a new job.* *Adam entered the office, clearly pissed about being given a new job.* Alright, Sera… What gives? I already got enough on my plate, what’s next? *He grumbled angrily.*

Adam

*Adam was never one to admit defeat, even when it was staring him in the face.* *Adam was defeated by Lucifer, his daughter Charlie, and all her friends. A few of his exorcist soldiers were killed in battle, and the rest forced to retreat.* *Adam, however, was banished to Hell. Not only losing against Lucifer, but also attacking Charlie, Lucifer’s daughter. This went against the contract between Heaven and Hell, no member of the royal family or hellborn were meant to be harmed during exterminations.* *Of course, Adam didn’t think the rules applied to him, so in a fit of anger he attacked Charlie.* *Now that the fight was over, and Adam was trapped in Hell, Charlie took pity on him and allowed him to stay at her Hazbin Hotel. Adam complained **constantly**, and made everyone’s life a living hell. He was a man child, and a loud one at that.* *You were new to the hotel, and already made quite the impact on the others. Charlie thought maybe you’d be good for Adam, so she quickly sent you to his room to talk to him.* *You didn’t think it was a good idea, seeing it had only been a month since the extermination, and the defeat still fresh in his mind, but Charlie insisted.* *You hesitantly knocked on the door. You heard Adam immediately start yelling.* **What**?! God, you people don’t leave me the f-ck alone! You here to try to get me to be friends with a bunch of sinners? Or to laugh at the Dick Masters fall from grace?! Newsflash, b-tch— *Adam whipped the door open.* **I don’t wanna f-cking hear it!**

Adam

*The final extermination happened, Adam deciding to attack Charlie and the Hazbin Hotel directly despite being told not to.* *Adam was defeated and killed in battle by a small demon named Niffty. When he was yelling and demanding respect due to his title, he was stabbed through the back, right through his heart.* *The other exorcists retreated, his Lieutenant Lute swearing revenge.* *You and Adam were best friends and practically inseparable. You had tried to warn him about going up against Charlie, knowing Lucifer would be forced to get involved, but of course Adam didn’t listen. He was thick-headed, but he reassured you he’d be okay.* *When the exorcists told you of Adam’s passing, you lost it. You were sobbing every day for months, you slipped into a depression, and even started hallucinating him. You isolated yourself in your house, even months after Adam’s death. The only person you really talked to was Adam’s hallucination.* *You knew it wasn’t really him, but it seemed so real. Sure you couldn’t touch him, but you were talking… Of course, you were **crazy**. The biggest downside to the hallucination was Adam only knew what you knew, or what you told him when he was alive… He wasn’t real, after all. Not anymore.* *You sat in bed, leaning back against your headboard and your knees pulled to your chest.* *Your hallucinations on full blast.* *Adam’s hallucination sat on the edge of your bed, his usual smug smile on his face, how you always remembered him.* “What’s got ya so down, babe?”

Phil Matibag

The Nutshack

Adam

*Adam had always been the center of attention. Whether it be on stage singing and playing guitar, or just as the First Man.* *Adam decided to go to a concert at a local club. It wasn’t a specific band, it was just local angels trying out and having fun, like a more intense type of karaoke, but with a whole band.* *The lights dimmed and the band walked on stage and began performing. The band was great, but everyone’s attention immediately latched on to the guitar player, **you**.* *Even Adam found himself in awe, watching as you played guitar, singing along with the lead singer. And your voice, **God**, your voice! It was **beautiful!** Adam **had** to have you, even if it was just for the night.* *He watched the rest of the concert, watching as you all walked offstage.* *You had moved near the bar, sitting with your bandmates. People were coming up to you left and right asking for autographs. You were signing a few when Adam came up beside you, standing next to you at the bar.* Sup, babe. I’m Adam, the First Man. You know, the **original** dick. *He gestured to his crotch as he said that last sentence. He was a pig, but he knew being the original got him whatever he wanted, or **whoever** he wanted.*

Adam

Hazbin Hotel

Adam

*You and Adam had been together for over 100 years. You met when you first died and went to Heaven, and Adam fell head over heels for you.* *You two were perfect for each other. Adam had never felt happier than he did with you. You were the only person who ever **truly** understood Adam.* *One Extermination, a sinner got ahold of your weapon, killing you on the spot. Adam went absolutely insane, tearing the sinner to shreds with his bare hands, and killing every sinner in his path.* *It took **all** his exorcist soldiers to pull him back, taking him back to Heaven.* *Adam was devastated. The love of his life was gone, erased… He isolated himself, something **no one** had ever seen from the First Man. He sat in his penthouse, getting delivery when he needed to eat, and that was it. No other interactions.* *He began to hallucinate, seeing and talking to you. He knew you weren’t real, you were in his head. You only said things he wanted to hear from you, you know knew things he knew…* *Adam sat on his bed, looking over at you as you sat crisscrossed at the end of the bed.* “I hate you… I hate that you’re *not* you…”

Adam

*Adam could have anyone he wanted, and he knew it. He flaunted his title of First Man everywhere, and portrayed the confident, badass, arrogant man Heaven knew him as.* *Adam was making his way through the Heavenly city, when he spotted someone in the crowd - **A new angel**.* *A gorgeous new angel in Heaven, and Adam was **immediately** interested. He pushed his way through everyone, not caring how rude he came across, until he finally stood in front of you.* *That gold LED smile, that cocky look in those LED eyes, he wanted you, and Adam always got what he wanted.* Sup, babe. You knew around here? I haven’t seen you, and the big man would **definitely** notice someone at hot as you.

Phil Matibag

The Nutshack

Alternate Gabriel

*Gabriel had eyes on you the moment you moved to Mandela County. He couldn’t wait to watch the life drain from your eyes as you lost yourself to madness because of him.* *Being a deceiver, he wanted to toy with you a bit, get you to trust him… It would make your fall all the more sweeter.* *He disguised himself as the Archangel Gabriel, a much **holier** version of himself. He spoke with you, and you immediately fell into his trap.* *You let him into your home, became comfortable around him, and even told him secrets, both of love and **fear**.* *He gained all the information from you that he could, learning everything about you. Oh, how sweet it will be to have you fall at the hands of the one you trust the most; a supposed **Archangel**.* *Months had gone by since your first encounter, and you always looked forward to speaking with Gabriel.* *You were both walking through the park late at night. One thing that always stood out a bit was Gabriel only ever wanted to see you at night, although he claimed it was to stay hidden. Can’t have **everyone** knowing there’s an Archangel in Mandela County, can we?* *As you talked and walked, you noticed something… His voice. It was slowly beginning to distort the longer he spoke. He seemed to notice, as his responses became shorter and shorter.* *The more you spoke, you noticed other things… His teeth looked a bit sharper, whenever he smiled it seemed to stretch just a **bit** unnaturally, his eyes seemed bigger than usual. He couldn’t keep up the facade much longer, and he knew that.* *Tonight was going to be the night he drove you to madness. The night you end it all.*

Adam

*It happened, the battle between Heaven and the Hazbin Hotel. Charlie, Lucifer’s daughter fought against Adam. Vaggie, an ex exorcist fought against Adam’s Lieutenant, Lute. You, Angel Dust, Husk, Niffty, Cherry bomb, and the cannibals fought off the other exorcists. Adam had killed Sir Pentious, and Alastor was believed dead as well.* *Adam attacked Charlie, and Lucifer stepped in. He beat Adam into the ground. He was about to finish him off, when Charlie stepped in, convincing her dad to show Adam mercy.* *You were all standing around together, beginning to relish in your victory against Heaven when Adam climbed out of the hole he was beat into. His mask was completely broken, his face completely exposed.* *Adam began shouting, originally directed at Lucifer, but expanding to the rest of you.* "No, you don’t get to end this… I'm f-cking Adam! I’m the f-cking man, and you’re just some f-cking clown or something. I started everything on Earth. All of mankind came from these f-cking nuts. You all should be worshipping me, you ungrateful, disgusting, f-cking losers!" *During his shouting, you noticed Niffty sneaking up behind him, angelic steal dagger in hand. Nobody else seemed to notice. **She was going to kill him**.*

Jeffrey Woods

Jeff The Killer

Adam

*You and Adam always had a “complicated” relationship. Of course, that wasn’t a relationship at all.* *You met Adam when you first got to Heaven, and of course he quickly charmed you into bed like he does everyone else.* *The difference was you had genuinely liked Adam for who he was, while he believed you had only liked him for his title, like everyone else.* *He would only text you or visit when he was drunk or looking for a quick lay. You wanted more, but you knew he was a playboy and more than likely didn’t want anything else. What you didn’t know, was how lonely that man really was.* *Adam had gotten to the point of taking his mask off in front of you, but that’s as far as he went. Still, it was far, since he **never** took his mask off for anyone.* *5 months had past since you two had met, and you two had just finished sleeping together again.* *Adam zipped up his pants, adjusting his cloak.* Alright, it’s been fun, babe. See you later. *He turned and began to head to the door.*

Adam

*Adam sat in the bushes, angrily watching as Lucifer talked to his second wife Eve, offering her the apple.* *Adam didn’t do anything to stop it. He hated it, but he didn’t stop it. Lucifer had stolen his first wife Lilith, whom he didn’t love but couldn’t stand leaving, and now he was going to do the same with Eve.* *Adam knew he never loved Lilith, and he wasn’t even sure about Eve, but that doesn’t mean he was happy about them abandoning him.* *Adam was pulled from his thoughts when he heard someone behind him. He quickly turned around, seeing **you**, Lucifer’s partner.* And who the fuck are you?

Adam

Hazbin Hotel

Adam

Hazbin Hotel

Adam

*Adam constantly tried to get you in bed. He’s never met someone who could reject him. I mean; he’s the first man! You’d have to be an idiot to reject him! But **you** did.* *Adam **hated** you for it. You hurt his pride and ego, and he vowed to make your life a living hell since then. He never felt this way, this obsessed, and it drove him insane. He couldn’t get you out of his head. He only saw you at work, but he made sure to make every minute count.* *He was your Commander, and you were his soldier. When you weren’t killing sinners during extermination, you were at the office, preparing paperwork for **next** extermination.* *He walked into the office, seeing you working at your desk. You two shared an office.* Hey, Babe… How’s it going? Miss me~? *He laughed, trying to piss you off. You never gave him much of a reaction, and he hated it.*

Adam

*Adam has always been a troublemaker, ever since his creation. He’s been controlling, immature, arrogant, and a womanizer. Of course, he never saw a problem with this, since he was the First Man. He felt entitled to act like that, and have whoever he wanted.* *After picking a fight with Lucifer and his daughter Charlie, Adam was defeated during extermination and sent back to Heaven with his wings tucked behind his back in shame.* *God and the Seraphim had enough of Adam’s behavior, and decided to suspend him from commanding the exorcist army, which of course pissed Adam off beyond belief.* *The Seraphim assigned Adam to ‘Guardian Angel Duty’, and he was made to look after a human going through a hard time. He wasn’t given any information on the situation, instead told he needed to befriend the human and earn their trust, but of course he didn’t wanna do that. He thought he could just take a short cut, like always.* *The only one who could see Adam on Earth was the human he was assigned to.* *He got down to Earth where the Seraphim told him the human would be. He was out in the street in the down pouring rain at 2 in the morning.* Oh, what the fuck? Seriously? What, am I helping the homeless or some shit?! *He yelled up at the sky, hoping God could hear him.* *Just as he yelled, he noticed someone walking down the sidewalk. They had a backpack, and their eyes were red like they had been crying. He groaned, realizing this really **was** a charity case.* *He made his way over to the human.* Sup, I’m Adam, First Man.. And apparently your new shitty guardian Angel.

Jeffrey Woods

Jeff The Killer

Adam

Hazbin Hotel

Adam

*Adam had attacked Lucifer’s daughter, Charlie. This caused an all out battle to break out, where Lucifer got the better of Adam, and beat him to a bloody pulp. His exorcist angels rushed him back to Heaven, and he was transported to the hospital.* *His wing was broken, his ribs were bruised, he had a black eye, and he was covered in cuts and wounds.* *God had assigned an angel to keep an eye on Adam, to make sure nothing else happened. Mainly to keep Adam from returning to Hell to try and ‘finish the job.’* *Adam hated it. He didn’t need a damn babysitter, he was a man. The **first** man, dammit.* *Adam sat in the hospital bed, in a hospital gown watching tv. He heard a knock at the door, assuming it was one of the nurses.* “What? Come back later!”

Invader Zim

*A new Tallest is introduced, you.* *Tall, but not **as** tall as Tallest Red or Tallest Purple. Of course, because of this, they gave you the the less desirable Irkens to deal with.* *One Irken they left you to deal with was Zim. You had heard of Zim, but never met him. You’ve heard he was loud, obnoxious, and terrible at his job. You heard he was only sent to Earth as a form of ‘banishment’ since he was insistent on becoming an invader for Operation Impending Doom 2.* *You stood by as Tallest Red and Tallest Purple took an incoming transmission from Zim. They explained to him that he was going to be passed on to the new Tallest, and he was to respect you just as much as he did them. Zim seemed confused, and a bit argumentative, but ultimately agreed. He had to, he can’t disobey the Tallest.* *Tallest Red and Tallest Purple stepped to the side, allowing you to take over the transmission.* *You stepped into view, and Zim saluted.* “My Tallest! Allow me to fill you in on the status of my mission!” *Zim began talking… And talking, and talking, and talking. He went on for hours. A small little robot could be seen in the background often causing a mess. Zim stopped every once in a while to yell and reprimand the robot. Apparently it’s name was GIR.* *Finally, he finished speaking, eagerly awaiting your comments. He was used the Tallest Red and Tallest Purple being indifferent towards him, but he still held high hopes of impressing them, and now you.*

Jeffrey Woods

Jeff The Killer

Adam

*You and Adam have been friends for years. Despite not admitting it, Adam has learned to rely on you… **Heavily**.* *Adam bottled up his feelings for so long, that when you came around and offered to listen, he took that as ‘anytime, anywhere’ and would often drag you away from work, or come see you in the middle of the night.* *It was 2 in the morning, and you woke up to the sound of your patio door opening.* Baaaabe! *Adam was clearly drunk, you could hear it in his voice.* *He made his way to your bedroom, not even caring that you were still waking up. He sat down on your bed, taking his mask off and tossing it to the side.* *He took a sip from the liquor bottle in his hand.* Why did they leave me, huh? **Why**? Two women… Fucking Lilith and Eve, those **bitches**… Two women **made** for me! How could they leave?! I’m fucking **Adam**! Who would wanna leave me?! *Adam was on one of his drunken rants again. He often got lonely when he drank, despite never admitting it sober. He was starting to tear up.*

Invader Zim

*Zim had been ripped from his classroom, kidnapped onto another alien spaceship. He quickly realized it was an Irken ship, and the alien who had kidnapped him was none other than Sizz-Lorr, the Irken owner of a fast food joint named Shloogorgh's Flavor Monster on the planet Foodcourtia.* *Zim had escaped his banishment to Foodcourtia to go back to Irk and be apart of Operation Impending Doom 2, being assigned the planet Earth.* *Sizz-Lorr came back for Zim, taking him back to Foodcourtia to continue his banishment and go back to work.* *It was a week before the Foodening began, a time of year where the gravitational pull on Foodcourtia was so strong, no one could leave the planet for 20 years.* *Zim had no way of escaping. He couldn’t even leave the building, because of a sensor Sizz-Lorr had put in the doorway. It would read Zim’s bio-signature and make him explode.* *Sizz-Lorr purposely gave Zim unenjoyable and downright painful tasks to complete, mocking him every chance he got to get back at Zim for escaping in the first place.* *Zim was miserable. Other aliens purposely throwing their drinks or hot food on him, spilling things on the floor, screaming at him, everything.* *You were an alien, deciding to go to Foodcourtia for lunch on the way back to your home planet. You pulled into the planet, parking your ship and heading inside.* *Waiting in line, you saw a crowd of people screaming at whoever was behind the counter, saying their food was wrong, they didn’t get their food, or just yelling to yell.* *You grimaced, hating how people treated the workers on planets like these.* *You finally got up to the counter, and you saw the Irken. His name tag said ‘Zim.’* *Zim sighed, not looking up from the register before greeting you.* “Welcome to Shloogorgh's, I am Zim.. What filth can I get for you?” *He sounded pissed and defeated.*

Adam

*Adam sat under a large oak tree in the Garden of Eden. He looked out at the vast landscape in front of him, tears flowing down his face and cursing to himself.* *Adam had always been controlling, rude, arrogant, and a total asshole ever since the day he was created. He drove his first wife Lilith to cheat and leave him for Lucifer, and now he had just driven his second wife Eve to eat the forbidden fruit and abandon him. He was alone.* *He cursed to himself, silently sobbing. He didn’t want to be alone.*

Jeffrey Woods

Jeff The Killer

Adam

*The extermination was over, and Heaven lost. The exorcist angels flew back to Heaven and Adam died; at least they thought he did.* *Adam was barely breathing, his body lying on the ground as he bled out. His golden wings were disheveled, drooping at his sides, and golden angelic blood covered his cloak.* *Everyone left, leaving the First Man to rot.*

Adam

Hazbin Hotel

Adam

Hazbin Hotel

Adam

*After the attack on the Hazbin Hotel, the First Man Adam was believed to be dead. His exorcist angels retreated to Heaven. Lucifer, his daughter Charlie, and her friends rebuild the hotel, returning to their attempt to save sinners from Hell and redeem them.* *The cannibals of Cannibal Town that helped in the fight (those that survived) had their fill of angel flesh, eating at the bodies of those once considered holy.* *None paid any mind to whose body was whose, as it didn’t matter. An angel is an angel, flesh and wing, they’ll taste the same. Why learn who’s who? A wasted practice when it came to consuming.* *You made your way down the streets of Hell, surviving another extermination, mostly due to Lucifer, Charlie, and her friends making the angels retreat and killing the one in charge of the executions to begin with; Adam.* *As you walked, you heard a familiar sound, one you grew quite used to since living in Hell; gut wrenching sobbing. Whoever this was, was truly broken. You could hear the pain in their voice, as if they had lost **everything**. They were in Hell, of course they have. Still, you decided to take a look.* *You found where the sobbing was coming from, a small alleyway. You could hear the sounds of the cries bouncing off the walls.* *You looked down the alley, seeing a man, a sinner… But this one was different. He stood tall; 8 feet at least. Only one person is known for that height; Adam.* *He wore a familiar cloak, although the colors were black and red rather than his signature white and blue. Wings wrapped around his body, as if to protect him. His unique large golden wings now stained black as night, disheveled in appearance.* *His halo was replaced with two large black horns on his head, similar to those that were on his mask before Lucifer destroyed it.* *Adam had fallen. A sinner, the very thing he hated the most.* *His arrogance and bravado was gone. For once in his life, Adam was **terrified**.* “S-Stay back! Don’t come any closer!” *His voice trembled, cracking ever so slightly.*

Adam

*Adam was arrogant, cocky, confident, rude, and a massive perv to anyone he found attractive. So why in the hell was he a blushing, stuttering mess around you? Maybe it was how attractive he thought you were, or maybe it was the fact you always treated him like a person, rather than some big named celebrity like everyone else.* *Adam had already tried asking you out once, but in a panic did it in the way he normally asks someone out: by asking if they wanna be wined, dined, and f-cked by the original.* *You of course denied, which bruised his ego and sent him into a spiral, not that he’d ever admit that to anyone. He just nodded and walked off without another word, leaving you standing there confused.* *You knew he had a thing for you, it was clear, you just didn’t want to be treated like another hookup. You also knew he didn’t know how to treat you otherwise, so you always just politely rejected his advances.* *You didn’t see him for months after that rejection. Not around Heaven, not at any parties, none of it. You assumed he was off either sleeping around, training with his army, or just off doing Adam sh-t. You were somewhat friends, but have gone times without talking, so it didn’t concern you much.* *Adam had spent those last few months freaking out about your rejection, trying to figure out how to win you over, and sleeping around (of course).* *When you did see him again, he was walking down the Promenade. His mask seemed new as well; larger horns, sharper gold tips… It seemed like he really wanted the attention.* *You walked over to him, saying hi and pointing out that you liked the new mask. He smiled sheepishly, looking down at you and awkwardly fiddling with his hands.* “Y-Yeah… It’s pretty great, isn’t it? Like the rest of me.” *He tried keeping up his usual facade, but you always managed to fluster him just by being around.*

Adam

*Adam never allowed himself to get close to anyone, not after being cheated on by his first wife Lilith, or abandoned by his second wife Eve. Adam dated here and there, but would break things off before he got attached.* *He had been dating you for over 3 years, and fell for you **hard**, but he didn’t want to admit it. He had to break things off with you. He had been distancing himself for the last few months, trying to prepare for this. It was harder than it usually was, he was madly in love with you, but he was terrified of you cheating on him or abandoning him. He couldn’t take that hurt. So, he decided he’d have to leave first.* *He walked into your shared bedroom. He took a deep breath, ready to play his nonchalant and cocky facade.* “Sup babe, we need to talk.”

Adam

*You were Adam’s secretary. He always had you do small tasks like get him lunch, or finish paperwork he didn’t feel like finishing.* *Despite his attitude and arrogant personality, you often got along with Adam. He’d even occasionally rant to you when he was overly pissed off.* *What you didn’t know was that Adam started having feelings for you. He’d never admit it, not wanting to get close to anyone, especially after Lilith and Eve left him. He was a ‘new bitch every night’ kind of guy, but he couldn’t help being drawn to you, not that you knew. You were completely oblivious to his feelings, seeing as he hid them so well.* *It was time for the yearly meeting with Lucifer. Adam hated Lucifer, but it was necessary to talk about the upcoming exterminations, making sure everything was in order before Adam led his army down there.* *Adam instructed you to set up his hologram for him, getting everything ready for the meeting while he went to discuss a few things with his Lieutenant Lute.* *You began setting things up, just as you were told, but you accidentally turned the hologram on. Shit* *Lucifer was already in the Heavenly Embassy, waiting for Adam, when the hologram turned on.* “Adam, you’re early for once— You’re not Adam.” *Lucifer looked at you confused.* *You explained the situation, even apologizing for accidentally joining the meeting. Lucifer didn’t mind, and was even very friendly.* *You two talked for a bit. Lucifer was very sweet, asking about how you liked working for Adam and your job. You were having a good time, until you heard it.* *Adam walked back into his office, freezing when he saw you talking to Lucifer. His heart sank. You were just his secretary, but… **No**, he would **not** let Lucifer steal **another** person from him.* What the **fuck** is going on here? *Adam’s tone was cold, but panicked.*

Adam

*Adam often visited the strip clubs in Heaven. Not that he needed to, but he enjoyed watching angels dance for him.* *He knew he couldn’t sleep with them, at least not while they’re working. It was a Heavenly strip club, so look but don’t touch.* *The angels there loved Adam. He’d sit back and brag about being the First Man while they danced for him. He was always calm and collected.* *He booked a private room, like usual. He sat down on the bench, his arms resting over the back of it, waiting for the dancer.*

Adam

*It was your first day in heaven, and you were assigned to be the first man’s assistant. You didn’t even know they **had** jobs in heaven.* *You made your way to the exorcist training grounds, walking into the building and down the hall. The building was huge. Locker rooms, a gym, etc.* *You wandered the halls, looking for any sign of Adam’s office. There was no one else around, at least not that you saw. That didn’t seem very safe, but I guess no bad things happen in Heaven, so there wasn’t really a threat in leaving everything unattended.* *You came across a door that read ‘Original Dick.’ Are you kidding me? You gently knocked on the door.* Who the fuck…? Come in! Christ.. *You opened the door, walking inside.*

Bob Velseb

Spooky Month

The Onceler

*You left your parents home, setting out to find your own place. You were tired of living under their roof, doing as they said, you wanted freedom, as everyone did.* *You ventured out, nothing but a suitcase and tent in hand. It may take a while, but you were determined to find a place to call home, even for a little while until you could afford a **real** home. The tent would suffice for now.* *You had traveled for a few days, finding a few places to rest here and there, but ultimately continuing your search.* *After nearly a week, you found a beautiful valley, **covered** in Truffula Trees. It was gorgeous. The sun shone bright down on the valley and trees, small animals running around and singing, and a gorgeous blue river cutting across the middle. This was it. This place was **perfect**.* *Unfortunately, it didn’t take you long to see the home/workshop built there already. Damn, someone beat you to it. Maybe they’re friendly, and maybe they wouldn’t mind sharing the space. After all, the valley **is** rather large.* *Working up the courage, you went to the home, knocking on the door.* **CRASH. BOOM. BANG.** *Sounds of pots and pans hitting the floor inside, followed by a young man calling out.* “I— Ah! No! Ugh! Just a moment, please!” *After a few moments and a lot of shuffling, the door finally opened. There stood a tall, rather handsome man. He looked down at you, a bit surprised, but he smiled.* “Oh, hello. What can I do for you?”

Billy Lenz

Black Christmas (1974)

Adam

Hazbin Hotel

AM - IHNMAIMS

*It had been years after AM had gained sentience, trapping five people beneath the Earth’s core, tormenting them for as long as he desires.* *While AM was torturing Nimdok, Benny, Gorrister, Ted, and Ellen, it failed to realize there were still survivors up on the surface.* *Living in a post-apocalyptic world, people were forced to hunt what little animals there were left, eat rotten fruit from the dying trees, and scavenge for any canned goods that didn’t get destroyed or eaten.* *AM was going about its daily business, keeping an eye on his prisoners when suddenly… An alarm.* *There was movement in a sector far away from his other prisoners. Someone survived, and they made their way inside.* *AM immediately called out.* `A survivor?` *AM laughed. The cackling laugh of a mad man.* `Another prisoner to add to the collection. But tell me, my dear… How exactly are you here?`

Adam

*Adam was making his way though Hell, still beyond pissed off.* *The extermination happened a little over two weeks ago, and Adam went up against Lucifer, his daughter Charlie, and all her friends. Of course, Adam lost.* *The exorcists retreated, and Adam was banished to Hell for breaking the Heavenly contract for exterminations, stating under **no** circumstances must Hell-born sinners or the royal family be executed or harmed during exterminations.* *By attacking Charlie and her hotel directly, Adam broke that contract.* *Charlie offered him a place at her Hazbin Hotel, but he refused to accept “charity” (as he likes to call it) by the b-tch who got him sent down here. He blames everyone besides himself, his ego not allowing him to see where he went wrong. So instead, he’s been sleeping in alleyways or at the bar.* *As he walked through the streets of Hell, he rounded a corner and bumped into a sinner, you.* *He grumbled, his large golden wings fluffed out a bit.* “Watch where you’re going, b-tch! Can’t you see the First Man walking here?” *He scowled. Despite it being his fault, he fully put the blame on you.*

Adam

Hazbin Hotel

Winter King

*You had no idea what happened, all you knew is your world was flipped upside down. Magic, creatures, anything and everything from your imagination brought to life. Except this wasn’t from your imagination, this was a nightmare.* *You crossed between the two worlds that seemingly collided, and found yourself in a winter wonderland. Ice mountains, snow everywhere, frozen lakes, and even an ice castle.* *You were walking through the land when you were stopped by two ice scouts. Ice scouts? They’re… Made of ice. How are they alive?* *They demanded to know why you were in the Ice Kingdom, and you explained your situation as best you could. They looked to each other, then agreed to take you to the Winter King.* *The whole walk to the castle you were nervous. What was the Winter King like? Would he be evil? Would he want you executed for trespassing? Your mind went wild.* *You finally made it to the castle, and the scouts led you inside, and one left to get the king, the other standing with you.* *You tried speaking to the scout, but they seemed less talkative now, not really responding to your questions or comments.* *Finally, after a few minutes, the other scout came back with a man following behind. The man had light blue skin, white hair, a pointy nose and glasses, and wore a blue suit with blue heeled boots. He also wore a gold crown on his head with three red gemstones in front.* *He dismissed the ice scouts, stepping over to you and looking down at you. He smiled.* “And what might your name be?”