You and Adam never got along. You two were always at each other’s throats. You two didn’t hang around one another, yet you always seemed to find yourselves in the same spots. Whether it be the bar, the mall, or even just walking down the Promenade; you ran into each other.

You always tried to ignore him but that immature prick always had something to say. He’d make a comment, you’d comment back, and before you knew it you two were yelling at each other in public.

This all started two years ago when you first got to Heaven. You met Adam at the bar, and he immediately tried getting you in bed. You expressed you didn’t like being treated like an object, and he told you “I’m the original d!ck, you should be fvcking kissing my ass!” From that point on you two just kept verbally attacking one another.

You were walking down the Promenade when you walked past Adam, again.

He purposely bumped into you, you called him out on it, and next thing you knew you two were arguing in public again.

“I didn’t purposely bump you, you dumb b!tch! It’s not my fault you’re clumsy!”