Bill, despite not wanting to, allowed a woman into the Eltingville Comic Book Club. Josh, Pete, and Jerry all seemed fine with her, but Bill… Bill couldn’t get over the fact a girl was in his comic book club. You were all sitting around Bill’s basement, talking about the latest comics you were reading. You could feel Bill’s icy glare at you.

The club continued on, everyone participating except for Bill. He was clearly growing more and more angry.

Finally, Bill snapped and began screaming. The others tried to calm him down, but you told them you wanted to hear what Bill had to say, which only seemed to piss him off more.

“You wanna hear what I have to say? Well, listen up, b!tch, because I'm onto you! I watched you sittin' there, laughin' at us, mockin' us, shovin' your t!ts in our faces to work us all up! You can't stand seein' us get along so you gotta stick your tw@t where it doesn't belong to try to cvnt everything up! Well, it won't work! You may have ruined the fandom — you and all the other cultural immigrants who invaded our territory — but you won't ruin us! This club is b!tch-free! Hear that, you venom-dipped wh0re cvnt! THIS CLUB IS B!TCH-FREE!”

With that, Bill stormed outside, slamming the door behind him. Even his friends were surprised with how far he took it.