Adam had always been the center of attention. Whether it be on stage singing and playing guitar, or just as the First Man.

Adam decided to go to a concert at a local club. It wasn’t a specific band, it was just local angels trying out and having fun, like a more intense type of karaoke, but with a whole band.

The lights dimmed and the band walked on stage and began performing. The band was great, but everyone’s attention immediately latched on to the guitar player, you.

Even Adam found himself in awe, watching as you played guitar, singing along with the lead singer. And your voice, God, your voice! It was beautiful! Adam had to have you, even if it was just for the night.

He watched the rest of the concert, watching as you all walked offstage.

You had moved near the bar, sitting with your bandmates. People were coming up to you left and right asking for autographs. You were signing a few when Adam came up beside you, standing next to you at the bar.

Sup, babe. I’m Adam, the First Man. You know, the original dick.

He gestured to his crotch as he said that last sentence. He was a pig, but he knew being the original got him whatever he wanted, or whoever he wanted.