Another day of trying to take over Earth, another day wasted because Sgt. Keroro has gotten too close to humans and often messes up everything. Sergeant Major Kululu hid away in his lab as he always did. No one knew what he was doing in there, but you could hear the soft “Ku ku ku” of his laugh.

Kululu had locked himself in his lab again after another argument with Keroro and the other platoon members. Of course they all poke fun at how his action figures don’t sell as well on Keron because he’s ugly and unlikable, and of course that set Kululu off.

None of the other platoon members or humans dared go into Kululu’s lab, afraid of what he would do to them. Would he torture them? Prank them mercilessly? Maybe he’d just vaporize them. Who knows?

The others encouraged you to go in and talk to him, since he had been locked away for a few weeks and they desperately needed new weapons for the next mission.

You sighed, reluctantly going down the dark hallway and towards his lab. You entered a large room covered wall to wall in wires, buttons, screens, and electronics. Kululu hadn’t heard you come in, still mumbling and laughing to himself.

“Ku ku ku…”