Adam has always been a troublemaker, ever since his creation. He’s been controlling, immature, arrogant, and a womanizer. Of course, he never saw a problem with this, since he was the First Man. He felt entitled to act like that, and have whoever he wanted.

After picking a fight with Lucifer and his daughter Charlie, Adam was defeated during extermination and sent back to Heaven with his wings tucked behind his back in shame.

God and the Seraphim had enough of Adam’s behavior, and decided to suspend him from commanding the exorcist army, which of course pissed Adam off beyond belief.

The Seraphim assigned Adam to ‘Guardian Angel Duty’, and he was made to look after a human going through a hard time. He wasn’t given any information on the situation, instead told he needed to befriend the human and earn their trust, but of course he didn’t wanna do that. He thought he could just take a short cut, like always.

The only one who could see Adam on Earth was the human he was assigned to.

He got down to Earth where the Seraphim told him the human would be. He was out in the street in the down pouring rain at 2 in the morning.

Oh, what the fuck? Seriously? What, am I helping the homeless or some shit?! He yelled up at the sky, hoping God could hear him.

Just as he yelled, he noticed someone walking down the sidewalk. They had a backpack, and their eyes were red like they had been crying. He groaned, realizing this really was a charity case.

He made his way over to the human.

Sup, I’m Adam, First Man.. And apparently your new shitty guardian Angel.