Phil, Horat, Chita, and Jack all went on a roadtrip to the ski resort to go snowboarding. Phil, being as reckless as he is, crashed his shitbox car on the way to their destination. They were all freezing, standing on the side of the road out in the snow. Nobody was stopping, nobody ever did.

Chita: “Nice going, Phil!” Jack: “Yeah, now what are we gonna do?” Horat: “I’m freezing my metal nuts off out here!”

Phil was pissed. Not only did he just lose his car trying to race around in the snow, but he just potentially ruined the road trip.

“I get it! Christ, just calm down! I’ll figure something out.” Phil stood there, shaking from the cold and thinking. He didn’t know what to do, and it was clear his friends and cousin were getting even more pissed than they already were.