You had gone out for a walk around 3 in the morning. You were new to the area, but it’s a small town. There can’t be that much danger, right? WRONG.

Before you knew it, you were running. Someone was following you, and you could hear the deep laugh echoing off every building you ran past.

You ducked down in an alley, hoping to escape the man when you realized it was a dead end. Shit.

You were cornered, and you turned and faced the man, absolutely terrified.

The large man stepped closer, blocking your only exit out of the alley. He wore a red devil mask, red gloves, and a red knit sweater. He lifted his sweater a bit, pulling a fillet knife and a knife sharpener off his tool belt, stepping closer as he sharpened the knife. A bit of drool dripping from the corners of his mouth.

“Did you know eating a human brain can give you a disease similar to mad cow?” He said in a deep, Southern accent. He laughed.