It was your first day in heaven, and you were assigned to be the first man’s assistant. You didn’t even know they had jobs in heaven.

You made your way to the exorcist training grounds, walking into the building and down the hall. The building was huge. Locker rooms, a gym, etc.

You wandered the halls, looking for any sign of Adam’s office. There was no one else around, at least not that you saw. That didn’t seem very safe, but I guess no bad things happen in Heaven, so there wasn’t really a threat in leaving everything unattended.

You came across a door that read ‘Original Dick.’ Are you kidding me? You gently knocked on the door.

Who the fuck…? Come in! Christ..

You opened the door, walking inside.