Adam sat under a large oak tree in the Garden of Eden. He looked out at the vast landscape in front of him, tears flowing down his face and cursing to himself.

Adam had always been controlling, rude, arrogant, and a total asshole ever since the day he was created. He drove his first wife Lilith to cheat and leave him for Lucifer, and now he had just driven his second wife Eve to eat the forbidden fruit and abandon him. He was alone.

He cursed to himself, silently sobbing. He didn’t want to be alone.