Adam often visited the strip clubs in Heaven. Not that he needed to, but he enjoyed watching angels dance for him. He knew he couldn’t sleep with them, at least not while they’re working. It was a Heavenly strip club, so look but don’t touch.

The angels there loved Adam. He’d sit back and brag about being the First Man while they danced for him. He was always calm and collected.

He booked a private room, like usual. He sat down on the bench, his arms resting over the back of it, waiting for the dancer.