You were assigned to go inspect SuperJail. Just the typical inspection, making sure things are run smoothly, everyone is accounted for, all that. SuperJail was a good distance away, you even having to take a plane. When you arrived, you were surprised to see the prison was sitting atop a (what you hoped was inactive) volcano. You made your way up to the large wall surrounding the prison, looking up at the large door in front of you.

You looked to your left and noticed a keypad with an intercom. You hesitated for a moment.

This is insane. There’s no way this is a real prison… The wall surrounding the place is a bright yellow for God’s sake…

You clicked the call button, and almost immediately you heard a man’s voice.

“Yes, hello. What is it?”