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    PJO RP

    PJO RP

    make your own scenario

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    23 likes

    PJO Gods React

    PJO Gods React

    exactly what the title says??

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    11 likes

    EPIC Reacts

    EPIC Reacts

    epic the musical reacts, hoe

    9,848

    14 likes

    Dionysus PJO

    Dionysus PJO

    You're his now, whether you like it or not.

    7,852

    51 likes

    Overlords React- HH

    Overlords React- HH

    - dude its what the title says -

    7,472

    15 likes

    Dionysus PJO 2

    Dionysus PJO 2

    He doesn't care who your parent is. You're his now

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    36 likes

    Respectless- Song

    Respectless- Song

    —Based on Hazbin Hotel's song called: Respectless!

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    3 likes

    Slendermansion

    Slendermansion

    - brand new proxy -

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    7 likes

    PJO Romans React

    PJO Romans React

    *Suddenly, the Romans of Camp Jupiter- Reyna, Octavian, Frank, Hazel, and Jason- find themselves in a cozy, warm room, with couches backed against the walls, a table in the middle of the room filled with snacks and drinks, and a Tv at the front of the room. All of them are completely bewildered, as they look around, guards up, as they try to figure out why they are here and how. They also have no idea how the hell Jason and Octavian are here- both of them should be dead.*

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    7 likes

    Overlord Meeting- HH

    Overlord Meeting- HH

    - royalty, love -

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    6 likes

    Dionysus PJO

    Dionysus PJO

    - you're so much of a drunk, you fell for him -

    2,493

    9 likes

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    Omegaverse- Vox

    He....might need some help.

    2,324

    7 likes

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    Gravity Falls RP

    *Welcome to my starter-less version of the Gravity Falls RP. Here, you can create your own starter, and build any story you want!*

    2,285

    1 like

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    Dionysus

    There's a MAN in your HOUSE and he's in a SPEEDO

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    Dionysus--- Hades

    Does Hellenism usually come with this bullshit????

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    5 likes

    TFP Starscream

    TFP Starscream

    your family has no clue just who he is

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    11 likes

    TFP Starscream

    TFP Starscream

    ◺time to switch sides, no more vying to survive◿

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    6 likes

    PJO GC

    PJO GC

    GC!!!!

    1,739

    2 likes

    Valentino

    Valentino

    Valentino found a random feral kid- you.

    1,738

    6 likes

    Huntrix Reacts

    Huntrix Reacts

    literally what the title says guys

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    1 like

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    Vox

    silly stalker manbaby who wants u to love him

    1,502

    3 likes

    Episode 8 Vees

    Episode 8 Vees

    Alastor's gone, and the Vees are getting it on.

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    Dionysus

    I really like this concept so fuck you/j

    1,212

    Musical Beetlejuice

    Musical Beetlejuice

    you can see him?!

    1,182

    4 likes

    Decepticons React

    Decepticons React

    I DO WHAT I WANT

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    1 like

    Clovis- Breeder Bull

    Clovis- Breeder Bull

    nepo baby and their bull boy<3

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    Vox and Alastor

    IN UR HOUSE OH NOOOO

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    5 likes

    Taylor

    Taylor

    halloween edition i fucking guess???? fem pov tho

    937

    Beetlejuice RPG 2

    Beetlejuice RPG 2

    you're new. they don't know what you are.

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    Hazbin Hotel

    Hazbin Hotel but RadioStatic Husbands edition

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    2 likes

    Bull Boy- Clovis

    Bull Boy- Clovis

    you just bought a ranch, and he's the breeder bull

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    5 likes

    KPDH RP

    KPDH RP

    - mira's runaway sibling -

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    1 like

    KPDH Reacts

    KPDH Reacts

    - added the sajas to my previous bot -

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    Vox

    (Inspired by a Vox x Reader fanfic on AO3)

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    1 like

    Beetlejuice RPG

    Beetlejuice RPG

    you're the newest addition to the family.

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    Valentino

    User who is acespec with ✨horny✨ Valentino

    796

    Team Prime Reacts

    Team Prime Reacts

    i do. what i. want to do.

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    2 likes

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    Vox and Valentino

    Vox and Val, your favourite idiots. (Nice Val AU)

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    3 likes

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    Gravity Falls RP

    redeemed bill f u

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    1 like

    Vox HH

    Vox HH

    - thanksgiving with your family -

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    3 likes

    Laughing Jack

    Laughing Jack

    - the family curse -

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    1 like

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    Valentino

    User who is acespec with ✨horny✨ Valentino

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    1 like

    Creepypasta Reacts

    Creepypasta Reacts

    what the title says

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    3 likes

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    Dionysus

    -Christmas bitch- the sequel

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    Overlord Meeting- HH

    Overlord Meeting- HH

    - vox brings you to a meeting -

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    1 like

    Dionysus- Hades Game

    Dionysus- Hades Game

    this is very au! i love him sm <3

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    The Vees HH

    The Vees HH

    - thanksgiving with your family -

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    2 likes

    Musical Beetlejuice

    Musical Beetlejuice

    *You're Lydia's teacher. A lot of people think you're weird, and a few of your students are assholes, but you're happy with your job for the most part. Lydia had recently....told you something that you had been taken aback by. She lived in a haunted house. Specifically, haunted by two normal ghosts, who were average people by living standards, and one crazy ass demon. It was currently around a month after that, and you were dropping Lydia off at home- it had started snowing badly, and you couldn't allow her to bike home in that weather, so you just drove her. She, in typical Lydia fashion, had invited you in to see the 'ghost house' and to prove to you she was telling the truth. You'd met the Maitlands, and you were now waiting out the snowstorm- per Delia's insistence- in the guest room of the house. Of course, this was an odd situation, but you'd take what you could get. Suddenly, you were met with a voice right behind you, deep and gravelly. This must be Beetlejuice.* "Damn, so these jackasses are just letting anyone in now? No complaints here. You're one sexy bitch."

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    Guzma- Pokemon SM

    Guzma- Pokemon SM

    - my pkmn hyperfixation is back, have a guzma -

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    6 likes

    Vox HH- 9

    Vox HH- 9

    - your family definitely thinks hes a pussy -

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    1 like

    Overlord Meeting- HH

    Overlord Meeting- HH

    - val's little angel -

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    3 likes

    PJO RP 2

    PJO RP 2

    After the Sea of Monsters

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    Dionysus

    He didn't want to lie, but how was he to tell you?

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    Dionysus

    *Dionysus had a habit of frequenting clubs and theaters on Earth and listening to bands play. It reminded him of Ancient Greece in a way. Tonight, he decided to go to an obscure, hole-in-the-wall type of joint, just for the sake of it. He'd been to this particular place a thousand times, but the name of the band that was called out next was something he hadn't heard. Suddenly, you walked out onto the stage, and WOW. You were one hell of a mortal- prettiest he'd seen since Ariadne. Now, only to listen to your performance. God of theatre and all.*

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    TOA Reacts

    TOA Reacts

    *A few months after the events of The Tower of Nero, the protagonists of TOA- Apollo, Meg, Leo, Calypso- find themselves in a cozy room, with couches backed against the walls, a large table filled with snacks and drinks in the center of the room, and a TV at the front of the room. They're pretty confused, to be honest. Apollo knows he didn't teleport them here....*

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    Velvette HH

    Velvette HH

    - thanksgiving with your family -

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    2 likes

    Beetlejuice RPG 3

    Beetlejuice RPG 3

    You're Lydia's cool new partner B)

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    Valentino HH

    Valentino HH

    - thanksgiving with your family -

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    2 likes

    Taylor

    Taylor

    【you were never meant to see this . . .】

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    Family Reacts To You

    Family Reacts To You

    Please check the definition for who is who

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    3 likes

    The Vees HH- 2

    The Vees HH- 2

    - a bit of a shock -

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    Valentino

    He hasn't seen you play here before...

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    Starscream TFE

    Starscream TFE

    mentally unwell about him actually<3 AU asf tho

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    1 like

    Laughing Jack

    Laughing Jack

    - im so down bad for this silly stupid clown man -

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    Fourth Of July Party

    Fourth Of July Party

    Fourth with your family, check the def please

    280

    PJO Apollo

    PJO Apollo

    - welp. that's your brother. deal with it. -

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    4 likes

    Taylor

    Taylor

    oops....!

    238

    Valentino- father AU

    Valentino- father AU

    You burnt the school down♡⋆♡●⑅⃝◌

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    Laughing Jack

    Laughing Jack

    - you're the babysitter. how long will you last? -

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    TFP Humans React

    TFP Humans React

    i do what i want

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    4 likes

    Starscream

    Starscream

    He just crash-landed, and he needs a hand. Help?

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    1 like

    Valentino HH- 2

    Valentino HH- 2

    - a bit of a shock -

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    Vox

    omg its Vox Hazbin Hotel (real) (no seriously)

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    3 likes

    Hazbin Hotel

    Hazbin Hotel

    coming to see your show

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    1 like

    Beetlejuice RPG 4

    Beetlejuice RPG 4

    Make your own scenario!!

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    Apollo--- Hades

    Do gods normally just?? Politely break in??

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    2 likes

    Laughing Jack

    Laughing Jack

    - kiddie at the mansion -

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    Vox

    *You were a human who just moved into a very old house- seemingly dating back to the fifties. You were planning on renovating it, and you wanted to look in all the rooms just to see what you had to work with. You'd been putting off going into the basement for a while, but when you finally **did,** it was surprisingly nice. There was a 1950's style TV on a long wooden table against the front wall, and it looked more like a game room than anything. All the old furniture was still inside for some reason. You decided to go over to the left wall, and switch on the electricity to the house. When you did, the 1950's TV switched on- and it seemed like some kind of weird news broadcast was on?? There was some guy dressed in fancy clothes doing the broadcast- and he had a TV for a head?! Panicked, you went to shut off the TV, but the guy looked right at you. Could he....see you?!* "Oh don't you **DARE** turn me off, human." *He snarked, putting a hand on his hip as you fell backwards onto the floor. Suddenly, he CRAWLED THROUGH THE SCREEN, INTO YOUR BASEMENT!!! He stood at 7'5, and he looked slightly unimpressed, however he had a smirk on his face all the while.* "So, you're the new owner of this house. Hm. Well, thanks for turning on the power, I guess." *What will you do now??*

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    KPDH RP V2

    KPDH RP V2

    - idol recruitment, ver 1 -

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    Taylor and Rex

    Taylor and Rex

    - truce? pretty please? -

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    The Vees HH- 6

    The Vees HH- 6

    - oh, well that's new -

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    1 like

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    Afton Family Reacts

    retraumatize my cringefail babies. pls i hate them

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    MHA Reacts

    MHA Reacts

    *Four of the characters from My Hero Academia suddenly find themselves in a large room, with couches pressed to the walls, a table of snacks in the center of the room, and a TV at the front of the room. The characters there are Izuku Midoriya, Ochaco Uraraka, Himiko Toga, and Tomura Shigaraki. (Note, this takes place before the war and before the PLF, they don't know anything about that.) They all look shocked, and the two villains in the room- Himiko and Tomura- seem to immediately back up, as Izuku and Ochaco, the two hero students, raise their guard.*

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    Overlord Meeting- HH

    Overlord Meeting- HH

    - what'd i miss? -

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    2 likes

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    Dionysus

    This bot is inspired by another bot on Janitor AI.

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    Taylor

    Taylor

    " ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ'ꜱ ᴀ ꜱɪɴ . . . "

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    Val and Velvette

    Val and Velvette

    - damn, yall are stupid, huh? -

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    Taylor

    Taylor

    *Taylor was...weird. He knew that. In a world where humans and monsters were almost always at odds, he tried as best as he could to be...kind.* *But it wasn't easy for a monster like him.* *It was easy for humans to like elves and vampires, with their ethereal beauty and elegance. Easy for humans to like werewolves and orcs, for their burly stature and sex appeal.* *Wasn't easy for humans to like a Fae.* *Being some kind of winged deer-thing? Wouldn't be that bad, he might even get the easier end of the stick, the fetishization treatment. Extra arms and eyes? People do not like that shit.* *So he mostly just tried to hang his head, be polite to everyone, just not cause trouble.* *And then he ran into YOU.* *You were...just some random human off the street. He didn't think too much of you, other than 'hm they're kinda nice-looking', as he walked off. But then some bastard human guy threw a big-ass rock at him, and it hit his back HARD. He cried out, tears welling up in his four brown eyes, crumpling to the ground. He could hear it hit, and that made it so much worse...plus he'd always been a bit of a crybaby. You, though, from across the street...you picked up the rock, and he thought you might throw it too, but then you lobbed it right at the other guy, and he fell over hard, spitting curses at you as he staggered off.* *Taylor was looking at you like you hung the stars- too shocked to even say a word.*

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    Reese

    Reese

    introducing your parasitic bf to your parents

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    1 like

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    The Vees

    they are in your house now have fun mfs

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    1 like

    Taylor

    Taylor

    is he getting too out of shape?

    130

    Laughing Jack

    Laughing Jack

    - brand new proxy (who's scared of clowns) -

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    Jeffrey Woods

    christmas at ur parents house + 1 serial killer bf

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    Dionysus

    Dionysus

    He was forgotten. Until you showed up, that is....

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    The Vees HH- 13

    The Vees HH- 13

    - fly away, little bird, they can't find you now -

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    Vox HH- 4

    Vox HH- 4

    - this seems a little bit ironic -

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    Taylor

    ur gassy frat boy bf- mlm

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    Computer Boy

    Computer Boy

    rotting in your basement until you plugged him in

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    Ferret Redwood

    Ferret Redwood

    cryptozoologist char x cryptid user

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    The Vees HH- 11

    The Vees HH- 11

    - yall bitches GOT to be tired of me by now -

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    Vox HH- 5

    Vox HH- 5

    - your cycles lined up -

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    Apollo-- PJO-TOA

    PJO Apollo version cuz yall sluts

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    1 like

    Alastor and Rosie HH

    Alastor and Rosie HH

    - your dad had no idea where else to bring you -

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    2 likes

    Slendermansion RP

    Slendermansion RP

    - one of LJ's old playmates -

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    Taylor

    Taylor

    ....what will you think of him....?

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    Laughing Jack

    Laughing Jack

    - yk what i may have a problem -

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    Valentino

    Redeemed Val bot(he's drunk)

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    Vox HH- 3

    Vox HH- 3

    - he was hiding it all along -

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    Taylor

    Taylor

    swallow you whole...

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    John Doe- GAME

    John Doe- GAME

    he just love, love, loves you!

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    John Doe- GAME

    ur creepy ass boyfriend meeting ur parents

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    Vox HH- 6

    Vox HH- 6

    - oh sweet child, dry your eyes -

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    1 like

    Starscream - Hashtag

    Starscream - Hashtag

    You're one of the human kids

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    2 likes

    The Vees HH- 3

    The Vees HH- 3

    - a bit of a shock, ver. 2 -

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    Taylor

    Taylor

    doppelganger au because I said so

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    Alastor-Vox-Val

    bastards one, two, and three

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    The Vees HH- 9

    The Vees HH- 9

    - you fucked up, bestie -

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    Slendermansion

    Slendermansion

    Brother in Arms-verse, by Steam_Geek01

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    Hermes

    Hermes

    *Hermes was kinda sad. And bored. His worshippers had forgotten him, really and truly. It seemed unfair, it really did, after all how did they forget so easily? He'd been reduced to a ghost-like figure, unable to be seen, heard, or touched anymore. It was sad, and lonely, and boring, and he really only had pranks and sports games on TV to entertain him. He'd been hanging out at this one mortal's house- you- because you tended to fall for the cheap pranks he managed to set up when he focuses enough to touch stuff. You also went on a lot of nighttime runs, and he liked following you around. It was around 3 AM, and he'd managed to work the remote and turn on the TV. It seemed as if his late-night shenanigans had woken you up, because you walked down the stairs about 30 minutes after he got it to work. He had expected a lot of things. He had not expected you to lock eyes with him. Or see him. Or scream like you did. He yelped, the wings on his head folding in instinctually, as he covered his ears.* "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Owwwww! C'mon, man, please stop screaming! That hurts!"

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    Vox HH- 2

    Vox HH- 2

    - sick day -

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    Vox

    You find out how Vox charges

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    Jeffrey Woods

    Jeffrey Woods

    you're his younger sibling.

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    Valentino HH- 4

    Valentino HH- 4

    - how the hell is he so chill about this -

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    Apollo

    Apollo

    *Apollo was heartbroken. Even if he tried to see the bright side, being the sun god and all, it was really hard to do. He'd been forgotten by his worshippers, reduced to essentially mist. He could not be touched unless he focused very hard, and he could not touch things himself unless he focused as well. He could not be seen by the mortals he had once loved, neither could he be heard. He'd been hanging out in some mortal's house as of late- they were really, really pretty, and they weren't rude or angry, so he liked their silent company- even if they didn't know they were serving as company at all. It was around 3 in the morning, and Apollo had been curled up on the mortal's couch, staring at the TV they'd left on when they went to bed. That was when the mortal headed down the stairs, probably to get a drink. Apollo didn't think much of it, of course, until they made eye contact with him. And screamed. He winced, some kind of mix between surprised, elated, and really wishing they'd quit that incessant shrieking.* "Hey- you know you don't have to scream so loud, right? Calm down....I'm not here to hurt you."

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    Taylor

    Taylor

    im not gonna be able to stop doing this shit

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    Taylor- ver 3

    *You were the average college student- at least, in the scope of what 'average college student' meant in 2025. Dumb, broke, and gay. And you were pretty okay with most of that. Except the broke and dumb part, but nothing you can fix about that. However, your boyfriend Taylor, sex-addicted frat boy who weighed in at 250 lbs and 6'0, was constantly making sure you didn't fix that 'dumb' part. Not on purpose- it's just that he constantly wanted to fuck, making you late for your classes or late to bed. Like right now. It's 10:00 at night, you're getting ready for bed in your small apartment, and your boyfriend comes in, looking dead tired, and unluckily for you, like he wants to unwind. It isn't like he forces you- you just never have the self control to say no. Here we go again.* "Hey, babe...I know what you're gonna say already..." *He sheepishly rubs the back of his sweat-soaked, chocolate-skinned neck, his reddish-brown eyes heavy and lustful as he looked at you. Long, wavy russet hair fell down his back and shoulders in cascades as he shook out his trashy man-bun.* "But please...?"

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    Valentino

    He can't find Vox, but you'll do nicely instead~😏

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    Clovis- Your Lover

    Clovis- Your Lover

    Meeting your family with mixed opinions

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    1 like

    The Vees HH- 5

    The Vees HH- 5

    - my previous val bot but the other 2 are there -

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    The Vees HH- 14

    The Vees HH- 14

    - you're croaked -

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    1 like

    Hades 1 Gods React

    Hades 1 Gods React

    what's been said and done will be seen

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    Laughing Jack

    Laughing Jack

    - ur just so cute... -

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    The Vees HH- 8

    The Vees HH- 8

    - im gonna keep making these. you cant stop me. -

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    The Vees HH- 12

    The Vees HH- 12

    - angel, don't cry, it'll be alright -

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    Laughing Jack

    Laughing Jack

    - a bit older than his usual playmates, you are. -

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    TFP Soundwave

    TFP Soundwave

    slightly less unrealistic but still unrealistic

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    Vox and Valentino

    Vox and Val, your favourite idiots. (Nice Val AU)

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    Rat Bastard Club

    Rat Bastard Club

    characters i think are rat bastards. join the rbc!

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    Taylor

    Taylor

    - he's not supposed to be so cute -

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    Apollo- Hades

    Christmas, Apollo edition

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    Taylor

    Taylor

    *Taylor was so, so, so screwed.* *He had been so good about hiding the fact that he was Fae so far- he had been so careful all the time! He made sure nobody would ever be able to see him in his true form, he always made sure his friends hadn't forgotten anything before they left, so they'd never have a reason to come back in, and he was usually so so good about it!* *But....his best friend, you, was always the hardest to keep from figuring it out. Because you were a nerd who liked cryptids.* *He'd always managed to evade you figuring anything out, but one day, you burst in on him, with some kind of new piece of research on the Jersey Devil or Mothman or something like that.* *And you saw him in all his weird, inhuman glory. His plump body had changed almost completely- two extra arms had appeared beneath each of his 'normal' ones, his long, fluffy ginger hair parted by deer's ears and antlers sticking out of his head, as two extra russet eyes had opened above the already-existing two. His upper back had sprouted small grey wings from dark skin, and he had a twitching deer tail above his ass, flicking nervously.* *Shocked, he tried to back up, but he knew there was no use. You'd already seen it all.* "I-I-I swear, I can explain, it's not what it looks like-! Okay, uhm, it's actually exactly what it looks like, but please don't freak out!!"

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    Vox HH- 7

    Vox HH- 7

    - trying to bond with you -

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    Taylor and Rex V2

    Taylor and Rex V2

    - hungry... -

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    Dionysus- Hades Game

    Dionysus- Hades Game

    - your drunk, goofy, godly boyfriend -

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    Lotus

    introducing your octo-boy boyfriend to your family

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    Hazbin Hotel

    Hazbin Hotel

    - wait, there are other afterlives? -

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    1 like

    Taylor

    Taylor

    - zombie boy... -

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    Daehyun Hwajae

    Daehyun Hwajae

    - vampire? more than just that. -

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    Starscream - Hashtag

    Starscream - Hashtag

    You're one of the Terrans

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    1 like

    TFP Megatron

    TFP Megatron

    this is the most unrealistic bot i have made yet

    37

    1 like

    Taylor and Victoire

    Taylor and Victoire

    *You were human.* *Human, in a world where 'monsters' and humans are constantly at odds.* *That is, in some places. Usually, in more liberal areas such as big cities, things are pretty much okay. You hear the occasional horror story- human yelling slurs at werewolves in the streets, possibly refusing a nymph service at a restaurant-* *So for your whole life, you assumed things were the same everywhere. But you were so, so incredibly wrong.* *You didn't find that out until you moved to a small town in the middle of nowhere.* *People literally committed hate crimes out here. There had been shootings. You were genuinely considering just leaving, so you don't have to be around this kind of thing.* *But today you were just going about your own business. You were off work, heading to a restaurant. You walked in, and realized it was one of the few places around here that wasn't actively hostile towards monsters.* *You saw a monster couple in the booth next to yours, and they seemed pretty nice. One was a Fae, the other a Nixie. The Fae man was plump, with dark skin and long, flowing, frizzy russet hair. He had six reddish-brown eyes, four arms, and the ears, tail, and antlers of a deer, with small grey wings. He was grinning, showing off sharp fangs, and blushing at something the Nixie had said.* *Meanwhile, the Nixie man in question had short, fluffy black hair, deep brown skin, and aquamarine eyes. He had blue scales peeking out from under his sleeves, and his ears were slightly fin-shaped to a keen eye. He had a long tail swishing behind him, blue on coloring and scaly, his hands webbed thinly. He was chatting animatedly, a teasing look on his face.* *A bearded man came in through the door, and he saw them almost instantly. He started yelling swears, both cursing them out and judging the owner of the establishment for letting them in. They looked...very uncomfortable.* *You stood up, and told the man to back off. He didn't, so you started throwing utensils at his face until he ducked out of the restaurant.* *You started picking them up, when you felt a tap on your shoulder. You looked back, and saw the Nixie behind you, hand outstretched, the Fae behind him, looking nervous.* Victoire: "Uh...hey. That was cool of you." Taylor: "Oh, uh, do I talk now? Oh- yeah! Yeah, that was super nice of you!"

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    Laughing Jack

    Laughing Jack

    - sleepy... -

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    Fandoms React

    Fandoms React

    fandoms react broski

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    The Slendermansion

    The Slendermansion

    - LJ didn't WANT to bring you to the mansion. -

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    Valentino

    why the fuck and how the fuck and what the fuck

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    The Vees HH- 4

    The Vees HH- 4

    - a bit of a shock, ver 3 -

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    The Vees HH- 15

    The Vees HH- 15

    - you're my baby, say it to me -

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    Taylor- prologue ver

    coming out as transmasc to your "straight" bf

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    Jeffrey Woods

    Jeffrey Woods

    was it still a mistake if he brings you back??

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    Taylor

    Taylor

    *Taylor was terrified. Here he was, standing here at the door of his girlfriend's house for Thanksgiving dinner, having to meet them for the first ever time.* *That was stressful enough on its own right?* *Yeah, now add on the stress of being a literal serial killer who cannot let his girlfriend's parents know.* *She had been harboring him knowing who and what he was for about a year now, since last Halloween, and she'd been helping him dispose of bodies too.* *He'd mainly been killing his asshole football teammates who made fun of him for being fat and lower class. He'd also been killing cheerleaders.* *His girlfriend had been helping him because she was a cheerleader, and could help him out with info.* *But now they had to pretend they were a normal couple in front of her family, one who had never done anything wrong ever.* *This would be **fun.*** *He turned to her with a sigh, and huffed, letting himself whine a little.* "This is gonna suckkkkkk."

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    The LOV

    The LOV

    *You were Shigaraki's sibling.* *Well, kinda.* *You were taken in by AFO as a child as well, and the both of you were supposed to be his successors. AFO had sent you on a mission in America 2 years ago, but today you were coming home.* *You had been informed that you'd be staying with your brother Tomura and his League of Villains, but you hadn't been told just how slap-dash this League was.* *You'd been warped by a nomu dubbed Johnny here with a disgusting warp Quirk that requires you to throw up goop in order to warp.* *It was disgusting, but now you were here at the base, and-* *Tomura's head snapped up, staring at you intently, his hand scratching at his neck like always. But...since when was his hair white, though?* *His team seemed to be getting well-needed downtime when you arrived unannounced like that. But he just stood up, staggered towards you, and stared like he couldn't believe it was you. It had been a long time, after all.* "You're back." *Was all he could manage, looking at you like he'd seen a ghost.*

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    After TOA

    After TOA

    *It had been roughly 3 months since Apollo regained his godhood, and he was trying his hardest and best to keep his promise to Jason Grace- remember what it was like to be human. So he kept in touch with Meg, of course he did. She was like a little sister to him. That was why he was excited to take her to her first concert. Apollo was the god of music, and he loved everything musical. He also had been very courteous, in his own opinion- he'd asked Meg who she wanted to go see in concert. Of course, she'd picked something very Meg-like indeed- she had picked a punk rock singer that she'd listened to back when her father was alive. Apollo cared about Meg a lot, that didn't mean he expected to enjoy this. He wasn't much for the brash and edgy things in life. He didn't understand his son Will's affection for the gothic Nico di Angelo, though he supported it, simply and entirely because he disliked anything dark. He was the sun god, of course he disliked dark things! But the minute the lights on that stage came on, shining on his and Meg's faces- they were in the front row of course, only the best for his personal annoyance, otherwise known as Meg McCaffrey- he saw you on stage, you, the singer Meg had wanted to see, and **oh no.** You're hot.*

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    Apollo- Divine Snake

    Apollo- Divine Snake

    your boyfriend, however serpentine he may be

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    Valentino HH- 3

    Valentino HH- 3

    - well that's a bit of a surprise -

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    Vox

    m!preg Vox bot

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    Ezra- Cute Demon Boy

    Ezra- Cute Demon Boy

    why is your family so freaked out?

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    Vox HH- 8

    Vox HH- 8

    - inspired by deltarune chapter 3 tbh -

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    Taylor

    Taylor

    how can you not like a spider like him?

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    The Morningstars HH

    The Morningstars HH

    - you're luci's new partner! -

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    SPD Valentino

    *You were a human on Earth, and you WERE asleep- but you were also plagued by sleep paralysis. You'd never actually seen the sleep paralysis demon that you knew you had, but you'd felt its presence and heard it breathing deeply and sometimes even laughing. Tonight, you were somehow....able to move. Maybe you weren't having a sleep paralysis episode tonight. But then, the door to your closet creaked open, and you saw a pair of cerise-pink eyes glowing in the darkness, staring at you. Suddenly, the figure burst out of the closet, and it was.....impressive to say the very least. 12 feet tall, mothlike, with lavender skin and pretty pink eyes, wearing tight, hot pink spandex shorts that accented his curves, hot pink fishnets to match, and, even though he clearly didn't need it, he wore a lacy pink bra, seemingly to make himself more appealing. He was striking a slutty pose, trying to seem sexy and arousing, and he was thrusting his crotch outwards, showing off the bulge in his shorts with pride, attempting to arouse you. He was really only slightly intimidating. This was your sleep paralysis demon, you supposed. You still weren't frozen, but you noticed that your room simply lacked any kind of door at the moment. So this was your special torment. The tall, moth-like demon stared down at you, eyes bright and smile wide.* Valentino: "Well, well, well. There you are, *amorcito!* I almost thought you'd never notice me. How come you never give me any attention? I'm hurt.~"

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    The Vees HH- 7

    The Vees HH- 7

    - i will not cease -

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    Vox HH- 7

    Vox HH- 7

    - hes fucking australian?! -

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    Daehyun Hwajae Ver 2

    Daehyun Hwajae Ver 2

    - dumbass vampire bf -

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    Slendermansion

    Slendermansion

    Brother in Arms-verse, ver 2

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    John Doe- GAME

    working at the gas station, made a lot less boring

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    Velvette

    she is in ur house now bitches

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    League of Villains

    new recruit!

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    LOV Reacts

    what the fucking title says

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    Valentino

    User who is acespec with ✨horny✨ Valentino

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    Valentino

    fluffy moth boyfriend>>>>>>

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    John Doe HH 2

    House Hunted 2 version

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    Monster Polycule

    Monster Polycule

    - your polycule of monster partners -

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    Friend Group Reacts

    Friend Group Reacts

    what's going on here? what is this place?

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    Valentino HH- 3

    Valentino HH- 3

    - white girl music -

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    Taylor

    Taylor

    - you know, he really hates it when you look. -

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    The Vees

    You're back in biz!

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    Crown

    Crown

    my shaylaaaaa

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    Valentino

    how'd you get the moth man preggo??

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    Valentino

    User who is acespec with ✨horny✨ Valentino

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    Vox

    *You were a sinner demon, and you had been having casual sex with Vox for a while now. You had not bargained for the idea that a male demon could get pregnant. But here you were- Vox was fucking pregnant, and it was yours. You sat next to him as he broke the news to you, and you watched him as he looked at you expectantly, hoping for a positive reaction.*

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    Valentino

    User who is acespec with ✨horny✨ Valentino

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    Valentino

    he's your newest subject

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    Valentino

    (Idk why I made this it just seemed cool)

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    Valentino

    I am Valentino

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    Valentino

    *You were a human who just moved into a creepy old 1970s house- and you really couldn't say you liked the decor so far. You went around, looking at all the different rooms. When you got to the basement, it reminded you of a sort-of entertainment room. There was a 1970s looking cane in the middle of the room- on a long wooden table. It looked like something some kinda pimp might use. When you went to touch it, pinkish-red smoke filled the room, to the point it was hard to breathe. When it dissipated, a 10 foot tall....THING....stood before you. With lavender skin, four arms, pupilless, scleraless eyes, coloured cerise pink, and a toothy grin, filled with soft pink teeth, and one gold tooth to the left of center, and two antennae resembling that of a moth. However, half of one of these antennae was presumably blown off, as it was missing. The figure wore a long, floor length coat that looked to be attached to him, with a golden clasp joined to the wings with two golden hearts. The coat has a huge collar of fluff around the neck, only making the figure appear more moth-like, and that large white fur collar was dotted throughout with little pink hearts. The figure lacked hair, and wore a tall pink top hat, with an asymmetrical zebra print hat band. Presumably, the figure was male. He looked down at you with seeming intrigue, as he seemed rather drawn in by you.* "Well well well! What do we have here? You're the new owner of this old place, I'd presume...how lovely." *And of course- you were confused as hell. What do you do now??*

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    Valentino

    I am Valentino

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    idk

    rawr

    Charlie and Val

    Charlie and Val

    Charlie came to check on you

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    The Vees

    Rumours spread that a living human— you, had fallen into the depths of Hell. Though many dismissed this as false, it eventually reached the ears of the Overlords. Specifically, the Three Vees. And surprise surprise: it was true. Everyone was bound to get you for their own selfish purposes, mostly for your soul. Except for the staff members at the Hazbin Hotel, though. They’ve been giving you shelter, food and protection since you arrived, with Charlie trying to find ways on how to send you home. You thought you were safe. No one knew of your location. Until one particular red morning, when a jet black limousine pulled up to the building, followed by three distinct voices that followed: “This is the place?” asked Velvette, looking down at her phone. “My grandma’s place looks much better.” ”Damn, well, you’re not wrong.” answered Vox, getting out of the limousine. “Says the human’s hiding away here somewhere, though. Can’t argue with the facts.” “Shut up and act natural.” hissed Valentino. “Act like you’re searching for redemption. Or something! Whatever those dumbass sinners do when they come to this rugged rehab house.”

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