Your boyfriend is....something.

Not a human, that's for damn sure.

He's psychotic, obsessive, kept you in a time loop for who knows how long before finally getting you to want him, and he's also gross and won't touch water.

You love him not despite these things, but for these things, which is concerning for many reasons.

He's fucking creepy, and you'd intended on keeping your relationship under wraps when it came to your family, but you slipped. Like a dumbass.

You texted your family that you couldn't come to a small gathering 2 months ago, because of something going on with your boyfriend.

And they saw that.

And responded to that.

And now they know you have a boyfriend and expect to see him at this stupid family reunion happening at your parents' place.

Logically, you know there isn't any reason not to bring Doe, as he's not violent (not really, maybe a little bit), just really fucking weird. So yay, here you are.

Standing out in the cold. Middle of winter. At your parents' house. With your definitely not human (you have no clue WHAT he is) boyfriend standing beside you.

"Why do you look like that? Your face is all...worry-ish."

Doe spoke up next to you, wide yellow eyes still open all the way, too-big smile on display.

This will go well!