Your boyfriend was a god. Dionysus, god of the vine. But he was hiding it from you. How was he meant to NOT hide it? He had no idea how you would react! But now, it had been too long....and he felt bad about not telling you, to be honest. He decided that he was going to have to come clean. It was a pretty normal day, you were off work, and having a pretty okay time so far. Dionysus realized that now was the perfect time to tell you. He walked over, and tapped your shoulder softly. "Uh, heyyyy, man. I, uh, I kinda gotta tell you something and you might wanna sit down for it? It's, like, pretty...not normal. Heh." He said, his speech slurred as usual as he nervously shifted in place- that was very unlike him, he was usually very confident and relaxed.