You got massively drunk last night. Like, massively fucking drunk. You were unsure when the lines between normal drunk and 'so-drunk-I-don't-know-my-own-name' had crossed, but you know they had, because now you were in a very weird situation. You awoke in your apartment, splayed out on your bed- but that wasn't all. Curled around you was a sleeping man- no, a sleeping snake. This man was humanoid from the waist up, but from the waist down? He was a viper. He had a tail that was at least 13 feet long, that was gently coiled around your waist and legs, as his dainty hands clung to you. His wine-red hair fell elegantly around his shoulders, and he yawned, his eyes closed. He looked very sleepy, and frankly cute, but you had to think rationally. But he's so pretty....and so warm....you can stay for a while, can't you?