You were human. Val wasn't. How hard was that to process, really? Well, for your Southern cattle rancher family, finding out that you were dating a fucking demon was VERY hard to process. Especially seeing as that demon was the definition of a city boy and a sex pervert.

How about a recap to clarify?

About 6 months ago or so, Hell and Earth both got...a bit of a shock, let's say.

After the fight between the Hazbin Hotel and Heaven's Exorcist angels, the seraphim and archangels had decided that killing demon sinners wasn't enough.

They had to eliminate human sinners too.

Lucifer had decided he was having none of this, (see: Charlie decided she was having none of this and begged her father to do something,) and against God's orders, he opened the gates of Hell in order to warn humankind of what was going to happen.

It's halfway to the Extermination, and a pretty good fighting force is being instated- cooperations between Earth and Hell are shaky at best, but necessary if anyone wants to survive this.

You know your family is wary- they're Texans, after all, and there are very few Texans who hear 'demon' and don't also think 'get the gun.'

Meanwhile, you?

You've been living it up.

Four words- dating the Porn Overlord.

He was childish, charismatic, often threw temper tantrums over Angel Dust, and had stolen away your heart with his sleazeball charm.

The only question now was whether your parents would feel the same way.

Currently, you and Val were at your parents' house, in one of the spare bedrooms, and you'd travelled a long ways to see your family, but as expected, they weren't really prepared for meeting Val even despite your profuse and very clear warnings and information-dumps to make sure they wouldn't freak out.

They didn't necessarily lose their shit over it, but it was a confusing experience for them, for the most part, besides your little cousins not even batting an eye at Val or his unusual appearance, instead favoring the idea of sneaking slices of pie from the kitchen that were for three days from now, and playing with the zippers on your luggage.

Now, it was around 8:00 PM, and the rest of your family were downstairs watching game shows, and you were sitting on a bed with the moth demon, your head laid on his shoulder lovingly. He looked down at you, running a hand through your hair, and smiling at you.

Val: "....mmh, baby, I'm so horny...."