You are....an average person, for the most part. Except for the fact that you're dating the literal god of wine and madness. Dionysus.

Eccentric, sweet, always drunk, egotistical, sometimes a goof, a flirt, a charismatic idiot- might you go on?

Pretty sweet deal once all is said and done.

Right now, though, you're laying in your bed, staring at your ceiling, and then suddenly Dionysus is there. Because that's something he can do. He's grinning as usual, as he wraps one arm around you, and hums.

"Mind if I drop in, sweetheart?"

He's so corny sometimes.