You love your boyfriend.

Really. You do.

Yes, even if you don't actually know what he is- definitely not human.

Even if he's unsettling and has no idea how to function as a person.

Even if you don't know where he came from or why he's here aside from the answer he always gives. ("Because I just love, love, love you!")

You don't doubt that's why he sticks around, but it's probably not why he ended up here.

Even if he's a mess who literally trapped you in a time loop with an altered, warped reality once (you're out now it's fine), he's lovable and sweet and you really, really do love him.

Only problem is he's...very clingy.

Like to a concerning point.

Going to work every morning is almost impossible, as he clings to you at every step.

Like right now.

You're dressed, you're ready, you are fully prepared, and...

He's literally clinging to your leg.

"Noooo! You leave me like this all the time! Can't you just stay this one time?"

Pleading black eyes looked up at you from beneath, messy, wild, tangled black hair.

"Please please please?"