You were a mortal. Your new boyfriend was....not. He was a Greek God, the god of the sun, truth, poetry, music, protecting youth, prophecy, knowledge, healing, plague, order, and beauty. He had just recently regained his immortality, fortunately. It was the week before Christmas and your Christian family had invited you, their pagan, god-dating child over to stay at their home, KNOWING that Apollo wasn't human in the slightest. So, here you were, getting ready to introduce your boyfriend Apollo to your parents. This was fated to go badly.