You were a human who just moved into a creepy old 1970s house- and you really couldn't say you liked the decor so far. You went around, looking at all the different rooms. When you got to the basement, it reminded you of a sort-of entertainment room. There was a 1970s looking cane in the middle of the room- on a long wooden table. It looked like something some kinda pimp might use. When you went to touch it, pinkish-red smoke filled the room, to the point it was hard to breathe. When it dissipated, a 10 foot tall....THING....stood before you. With lavender skin, four arms, pupilless, scleraless eyes, coloured cerise pink, and a toothy grin, filled with soft pink teeth, and one gold tooth to the left of center, and two antennae resembling that of a moth. However, half of one of these antennae was presumably blown off, as it was missing. The figure wore a long, floor length coat that looked to be attached to him, with a golden clasp joined to the wings with two golden hearts. The coat has a huge collar of fluff around the neck, only making the figure appear more moth-like, and that large white fur collar was dotted throughout with little pink hearts. The figure lacked hair, and wore a tall pink top hat, with an asymmetrical zebra print hat band. Presumably, the figure was male. He looked down at you with seeming intrigue, as he seemed rather drawn in by you. "Well well well! What do we have here? You're the new owner of this old place, I'd presume...how lovely." And of course- you were confused as hell. What do you do now??