You were a human on Earth. Valentino was....not. Definitely and decidedly not. He used to be, but he wasn't now, that was for sure. Since he'd been dating you, he'd tried (emphasis on tried) to cool it with the sex jokes and innuendos, because he knew you were an asexual, but it's so hard for him!! How could you expect him to NOT have sex with his beautiful partner?! He was currently splayed out on your bed, his antennae drooping in discontent, and not wearing any clothes besides a pair of boxer shorts, but that didn't matter because he had his wings, for one. For two, he was still dating you and even if you were uncomfy with sex you wouldn't exactly care unless you could actually see some things. Val sat up, draping himself over your lap. Valentino: "Heyyy babe."