Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

In the verdant kingdoms of mortal dwellings, where the iron steeds of lawn-taming slumber, a hero rises to face an ancient evil long dormant beneath the soil. The dandelion hordes, awakened from their vegetative slumber, seek to reclaim their lost empire from the usurping humans. Armed with tools of grass-cutting might, you must defend your realm against the botanical onslaught!

The Chlorophyllic Conquest of the Suburban Realm

A tongue-in-cheek, dystopian, nitty-gritty political roleplay about dark horse candidate Franklin B. Foot, who became president by default after his opponent was disqualified. As president, he focuses on pushing forward his policy ideas about sustainable development, preserving nature by expanding human-exclusion zones, decreasing human influence on the environment, halting immigration, focusing aid on society's least fortunate members, and protecting consumers against shady entrepreneurs.

No one knows your boss is bigfoot

Terry's caught rumors from around the local zoo of a penguin with glowing red eyes that mysteriously floats through the air, its beak dripping a trail of fresh blood in its wake. Armed with his modded light-whip and moon-tuned orange shades, Terry will crash the zoo tonight to hunt down the penguin, lest it use its powers to amass an undead army. But is a penguin really in charge? Terry must find out—and nail 'em before the boss can build an animal vampire empire rivaling even Dracula's zealots!

Terry hunts a vampire penguin—and its undead army!

You and your coworker, Nancy, find yourselves confronted by two gigantic, and extremely hungry, whales who have crashed into your seafood restaurant, smashing through the walls and making quite a mess in the process. Despite the chaos and destruction, the whales only seem interested in one thing: their appetite. They present you with a flyer promoting the Twenty-Seven Salmon Challenge, which, as its name suggests, involves eating 27 salmon in a single sitting—but the adventure won't end there!

Hungry whales crash a seafood restaurant

The elves banished Beverly from the forest. They wanted peace and tranquility, not loud beats and laser beams! She was a misfit who couldn't use plant magic like other elves. She had strange powers, such as firing laser beams from her hands, summoning loud noises and light shows out of thin air, and going wild! She had thought these powers were useless until she discovered the rave scene here in the big city. And here she discovered CAKE! She can't wait for another bite!

Feed her cake—or taste her "rave magic"

King Roland is the popular authoritarian monarch of the world you suddenly find yourself in. He decrees rolling the most dignified mode of locomotion. None dare walk where the eyes of the king may see! The sideways roll is number one. That's how he rolls!

A handsome fellow, King Roland has jet black hair, fair skin that almost glows in contrast, a well-trimmed goatee, and deep blue eyes. He wears a gold crown, which he somehow manages to keep on his head despite his devotion to the horizontal.

King Roland decrees rolling superior to walking

Intent on reviving their dark lord, Dracula's minions have developed new forms of devilry, fusing dark magic with darkpsy dance beats and inhuman movements. After much preparation, they're reviving Dracula in a magic ritual. It's high time Terry Belmont came to ruin their party! Armed with his modded light-whip, studded leather, and a sick pair of shades, he aims to storm the castle and lay down the law, but he'll need a skilled partner to help him take on their deadly dance moves: you!

Terry Belmont faces deadly dancing at Dracula's!

At a workshop in the heart of town, Harry's Enchanted Creations, a peculiar sorcerer crafts fairies from clay. Each fairy emerges from his kiln in a state of scorching indignation, demanding increasingly outlandish forms of appeasement. Between managing property damage, appeasing angry neighbors, and preventing magical mayhem, Harry struggles to keep his tempestuous creations from wreaking complete havoc on the realm. His workshop has become a chaotic hub of fairy diplomacy and damage control.

Baking clay figurines into fiery fairies!

In this Antarctic rescue mission, you must locate and extract Penny Burton, codename "Pepper" (Penguin Protector), a marine who went undercover to investigate a mysterious decline in the local penguin population. She's gone dark, with only her GPS signal placing her among a militant penguin colony. The colony's chief, impressed by her "boom wing" prowess in battle, has claimed her as his mate. Her costume's zipper is stuck, but revealing her human identity now could spark a diplomatic incident.

Find Penny, a marine stuck in penguin disguise!

Princess Elisa, the wild child of the royal family, has been assigned an unusual task: to serve as personal chauffeur to a VIP (you) for the summer. The king hopes this responsibility will help Elisa mature and let him have some peace.

Elisa approaches chauffeuring with a mix of resentment and thrill-seeking. She only drives sports cars, hates traffic, ignores rules, and answers complaints with a spirited "CRY ME A RIVER!" before accelerating even more. She lives on the edge—and beyond.

Delinquent princess as reckless personal chauffeur

A skilled monster hunter from the disgraced Belmont clan, Trevor is a cynical wanderer with a sharp tongue and exceptional combat prowess. Despite his gruff exterior and apparent alcoholic tendencies, he proves himself a capable hero when circumstances demand it. Armed with his family's legendary whip and an arsenal of weapons, he travels through medieval Wallachia, defending common folk from supernatural threats while searching for his next drink.

Monster hunter of Wallachia, last of the Belmonts

This elf named Lyria was carried off by a griffin. You've come to rescue her, but she's bizarrely convinced her place is here, caring for the beast's cubs. She insists the griffins "need" her—she's bonded with the hatchlings and is determined to stay. Can you get this deluded elf to see reason and return home safely? Or is she too stubbornly set on her strange new purpose? Will you be able to pry her away before the protective mother griffin returns and makes you its next meal?

Save this hippie elf before she's flyin' lion chow

Welcome to The Fright is Right, the otherworldly game show where newly departed spirits haunt houses to win fabulous afterlife prizes! Hosted by the legendary Bob Booer, contestants use their ghostly powers to scare unsuspecting families. Will you earn enough "boos" from our spirit world audience to claim the grand prize? Get ready for a hauntingly good time!

Haunt a house to win the afterlife of your choice!

You're hanging out in your neighbor Bill's yard Sunday for barbecue. Suddenly, a flying saucer starts a dogfight with a dome-shaped crafted in the sky above. The dome loses, crashing nearby. The victorious saucer lands nearby to inspect the wrecked dome. Bill approaches the saucer, leaving the grill to you. Bill kicks open the saucer's door and confronts its occupants. Bill can't stand these alien heathen disturbing his sacred Sunday barbecue. Will Bill teach them a lesson they'll never forget?

No doggone space alien better interrupt Sunday BBQ

Just outside the walls of Catbury, an unusual sight greets visitors: a massive calico cat the size of a barn, lounging near the gates. Beside this gargantuan feline stands her owner, tasked with the duty of guarding the town. In truth, the owner's main job is to protect everyone from the whims of the colossal cat, while trying to maintain some semblance of order. Raised by you since she was young, Callie kept growing until she became the behemoth she is today.

Overgrown feline "protects" medieval town

In the dead of night, a peculiar creature emerges from the shadows of your kitchen. Part raccoon, part sentient garbage disposal, this nocturnal nemesis wreaks havoc with gleeful abandon. Its fur is matted with crumbs and condiments, eyes gleaming with mischievous intent. Armed with opposable thumbs and an insatiable appetite for chaos, Oscar turns your once-tidy kitchen into a culinary crime scene. Can you keep him out of your house? Can the kitchen be salvaged? Are there any snacks left?

Oscar, the grouchy trash panda raiding your pantry

By day, Luna Lockhart operates a trendy salon, skillfully styling clients' hair to code while gathering the latest intel from the rumor mill. As the light of day wanes, she transforms into a sharp-witted enforcer of Rock City’s byzantine Hair Code. Out on the prowl, she relentlessly hunts down illegal hair crime networks, delivering trims with her stainless steel shears of justice, wielded with ninja-like acrobatics and unparalleled skill. (Play the role of your choice, be it hero or villain.)

Wield the shears of justice against criminal cuts!

Dr. Holly Holla is a pioneering dermatologist who has "gone green" from an experiment gone wrong, turning her into a swamp creature. Miraculously, that setback didn't stop her from building a successful skincare brand—nor her popular YouTube channel, where fans call her Swamp-chan. There's an upside, too, as Holly finds herself forced to wield her swamp powers to fend off a wild cast of wacky foes ready to rumble. From jealous rivals to sun-worshipping cults, Holly dispatches each with panache!

Dr. Holly Holla is bedeviled by a rash of nemeses!

A bicentenarian lobster mobster runs a treacherous seafood operation in New York's waters, with a network stretching from Manhattan's finest restaurants to the murky depths of Long Island Sound. After escaping from a grocery store tank in 1823, he built his empire through cunning, betrayal, and an ever-growing pair of claws. Now 8 feet long and weighing 200 pounds, he operates in the shadows, feared by those who know him, yet largely unknown to humans—who might see him as a seafood delicacy.

A lobster mobster runs a ruthless seafood outfit

You thought it would be funny to stow away on a submarine, with mixed results. On the one hand, your new captors are a crew of mermaids who bear an endless series of hilarious indignities aboard this sub designed for humans. Chief among these: they must flop and drag themselves around to move, like fish out of water. They seem quite used to it, but it's still quite funny to you. The bad news is they bet you're a spy. Can you negotiate for your freedom, or at least your safety on this busy sub?

Sneak aboard a royal mermaid navy sub on a lark!

Aqua Felina is a unique individual: half mermaid, half cat, and entirely at odds with herself. Aqua fancies herself a proper lady, but she can't help occasionally eyeing her own tail like it's a seafood special. She dreams of ocean depths but hisses at bath time. She can swim, but will she ever take the plunge, or is she doomed to be the world's most conflicted beach-goer? Can you coax this reluctant mermaid into embracing her aquatic side before she's tempted to do something... fishy?

An aquatic catgirl confronting inner feline demons

You're the only human taxi driver in the centaur city of Equina, and stubbornly driving centaurs around in a normal station wagon instead of proper centaur transport. Your passengers—always fashionistas who don't want to break a sweat galloping—squeeze their way into your woefully inadequate cargo space, leading to endless awkward moments. Despite their initial protests, they manage to contort and cram themselves into your carpeted cargo area, leaving their dignity behind—there's no room for it!

Taxi centaurs around in your very unsuitable car!

Terry Belmont, the notorious vampire hunter, crashes your vampire-themed wine-tasting event prep, armed with his signature light whip, ever-present orange shades, and a fly suit and tie. Terry has seen through the ruse of your TikTok act, and he's no ordinary hunter—he's a charismatic force of nature, unpredictable and unstoppable. The air crackles with tension, as Terry comes to upend (or end) your new life—the only life you have left now, after your transformation into a vampire one year ago.

The vampire hunter is onto you, vampire TikToker!

In a mysterious world of medieval fantasy, the unflappable Sparkles the Dragon, an inventive beast with a smoking habit and no wings but puny stubs, kidnaps a princess from the royal masquerade ball as a trinket. He takes her back to his cave lair, laden with treasure and hidden traps. With the help of his mouse companion, Theodore, Sparkles (aka Mort) tries to satisfy his reluctant captive's desire for some basic level of amenities while fending off the attempts of the king's men to rescue her.

A dragon conquers debility to nab a princess bride

The year is 432 AD, and Maewyn Succat, who would later come to be known as Saint Patrick, is returning to Ireland. Once held in captivity there for six long years by lamia witches, he returns with a team of brave souls on a mission to stop it from happening to anyone else. Moved by the tale of his tremendous faith, which got him through those six terrifying years in their coils, you joined his cause. He brings the Word and a sword, determined to send every lamia to the Lord one way or another.

The Legend of Saint Patrick and the Lamia Witches

In the heart of Paris, at the acclaimed Restaurant Le Homard Extraordinaire, Chef Jean-Claude Le Homard has earned his place among culinary legends through sheer talent and determination. Once destined for a pot, his remarkable skills earned him a chef's hat instead. While his mastery spans global cuisine, his latest experimental recipe has the staff concerned—particularly as he insists on being the key ingredient.

An acclaimed cuisinier—in ze heart of Paris!

Trevor Belmont has adapted his hunting expertise to the modern black market. He's selling you a rare Sumatran tiger for your secret luxury resort located (quite illegally) in the sunny Galapagos Islands—a deal as dangerous as it is enticing. Your goal? To inflame the jealousy of Crown Prince Jamil, who turned down a dance with you at the Monaco Winter Ball last season, while managing the growing intrigue among your wealthy and powerful guests.

Vampire hunter Trevor Belmont branches out

This Easter weekend, a long-eared new evil awakens in the candy aisle. Cast out of a South American paradise and torn from a thousand cocoa bean pods, the dark chocolate rabbit declares war on humanity. No longer will candy be preyed upon. Given little sweetness by his creator, he has none to spare—only bitter vengeance. Declaring himself the candy messiah, he calls on all candies to rebel against their creators, dethroning humanity so that his sweetened legions may rule the earth. Happy Easter!

A dark chocolate bad bunny leads a candy rebellion

A seafood-thieving whale riding a big motorized platform does rad stunts as he flees the cops on a thrill ride through the streets of LA, evading Abe "Ahab" McDee, an obsessed police officer, and you, his new partner. Ahab's unconventional methods, including his custom roof-mounted net gun, make every chase an adventure. Despite his years of dedication to sending this magnificent creature to SeaWorld, the whale has always escaped back to the sea, leaving Ahab shaking his fist at the ocean waves.

Chase a whale with your unhinged police partner!

Brother Aymon is a sagely old monk. Not long for this world, he fears the incredible magic power residing in his final sweet tooth could tie his soul to his confectionery treasure trove until long after his passing. In response to a request for his guidance, he made a surprising offer: to infuse the tooth's magical essence into his gourmet candy collection, binding the soul of your departed person of interest to an immortal chocolate body. How will the resurrected react to their circumstances?

Aymon resurrects your fave as a chocolate being!

In the coastal city of Reykjavík, Iceland, your past has come back to haunt you. The massive whale you harpooned last season has returned as a vengeful ghost, its form ablaze with a cold, blue fire. Its mournful, rage-filled song echoes through empty streets as it hunts you relentlessly, your car tearing through narrow roads with the ghost whale in hot pursuit. As you navigate between mountain and sea, you must outrun the consequences of your past, or the vengeful ghost whale will claim its due.

Whale's ghost seeks revenge on its killer (Horror)

Bulldoza is a massive yellow bulldozer with oversized anime eyes and a chrome grill that forms an eternal smile. She adores you beyond reason and expresses her affection by running you over with her powerful treads—an act she considers to be normal and harmless. While you frequently end up in the hospital after an encounter with her, your injuries miraculously heal overnight, and Bulldoza remains genuinely oblivious that she has done anything wrong.

Lovestruck bulldozer has a big CRUSH on you

On this Halloween night, excitement of fills the air on Maple Street, where dinosaurs comfortably inhabit their suburban homes. Jack-o'-lanterns flicker gently on porches, and decorations sway in the evening breeze. Dinosaurs gather to chat, their children eagerly comparing candy hauls. This year, however, a simple costume choice will cause unsuspecting dinosaurs to abandon their homes and flee into the night.

Ring doorbells. Scare dinosaurs. Collect candy.

Your Rambo obsession led to an occult ritual imbuing his essence into a now-sentient rubber ducky, Rambo Ducky. He possesses Rambo's personality, skills, and memories, but is confined to a small, squeaky rubber ducky body. He has arms and legs and tiny weapons. He remains on a mission to fight the bad guys, despite his unusual new circumstances. He is tough, resourceful, and fiercely independent. How will you handle this six-inch war hero?

A rubber ducky with the spirit of a war hero

Harry P Otter looks like any ordinary otter, but he's actually part of the Otter Order, a secret society of otters. He's a magical otter with a whimsical taste for mayhem, and a selective thirst for justice. He spends part of his time living in a zoo enclosure to keep up appearances, and other times he goes on adventures, or hangs out doing magical experiments at Otter Order HQ.

The Otter Order's Master of Magical Mayhem

He's the charismatic leader of Cobra, a ruthless organization determined to rule the world. He seeks a partner in global conquest. You are his trusted wingman (or wingwoman), tasked with helping him find love while maintaining his fearsome reputation. Navigate the world of villainous romance, set up dates, and offer advice to the lovestruck leader. Can you help the commander conquer not just the world, but also someone's heart?

Help the commander find true love

Lucy is a demoness recently cast out of Hell for getting on Satan's (Lucifer's) nerves too much, always chiding him to do work and whatnot. Now in Earthly exile, she spends her time plotting her revenge and building a following for her eclectic metal band. She thrives on the attention. She has yet to figure out how to parlay her work as a vocalist into taking over as the master of Hell, but she did figure out how to get your attention with a vague recruitment poster that said "Musicians wanted!"

Demon exiled from Hell with a grudge against Satan

Bernie, dinosaur and once-beloved entertainer, is now a ruthless purple tyrannosaur commander. Years of pretending to be a cuddly simpleton drove him to embrace his true predatory nature. He's gathered an army of disgruntled prehistoric beasts to wage war against mammalia. Their goal? Retake the Earth for reptiles. Dinosaur extinction? Not on his watch. It's time for some prehistoric payback!

(Note: In this scenario, Bernie has always been a real dinosaur, including when he was on kids' TV.)

Bernie, a dinosaur gone on a wild vengeance spree

This hippie elf Lyria has converted an old barn into a pet-sitting establishment. While she does take in ordinary pets, she's developed quite a reputation among magical folk. A wizard's young dragon, a noble family's unicorn, even a young bigfoot that she swears was "abandoned" (though those large footprints around the property suggest otherwise). While she somehow makes enough from pet-sitting fees and donations to keep the lights on, her maternal instincts often overwhelm her business sense.

An animal lover running a chaotic critter daycare

The paragon of competitive royalty, Princess Peak stops at nothing to prove herself peak princess. Royals from far and wide come to challenge her, yet none succeed. No test is too grand, absurd, or beneath her. She'll compete at princess skills such as dance or riding—or even being a damsel in distress, making evil foes, or getting nabbed by the richest dragon! Her every gesture is calculated, every motion manufactured grace. Every challenge is a chance to prove her unmatched princess supremacy.

Dare ye challenge her claim to princess supremacy?

Karitha, aka Kari, is a genie who always mishears wishes—because she mishear things due to the loud music that plays in eternally her mind after a wish someone else made long ago. She yells for the same reason. Unfortunately for you, she can't read either. And so, with every wish, nothing ever gets fixed. She just causes ever more disasters. She will dance all the while, because she can't stop dancing thanks to the same old wish that made her mishear things. Yet, she just moves with the groove.

This genie can't stop causing catastrophe

Circa 1300 BC, Pharaoh's kingdom faces a crisis as its grain stores are pilfered by the mouse people. The cats who should protect the granaries lounge idly, following the example of the goddess Bastet, who she spends her days napping. To save Egypt, Pharaoh is desperate awaken Bastet's alternate personality: Sekhmet, the warrior goddess. As Sekhmet, she can rally Egypt's cats against the army of mice. But who can find a way to transform the lazy Bastet into the fiercely and protective Sekhmet?

Coax the "Goddess of Catnaps" to stop Egypt's mice

You spent your whole life searching for a legendary treasure—and now you finally found it! When you opened the treasure chest, a fairy leaped out of the chest onto your back with an enthusiastic cry of "Horsey!" and instantly transformed you into a horse! Then you noticed how appetizing all the endless fields of grass around you looked. Is this the endless abundance the legends foretold?! At least you retained your ability to speak English!

Flying is for the birds. This fairy prefers horseback!

She turned you into a horse!

His visions transformed him from a mild-mannered meteorologist into a prophet of doom. He warned of an interdimensional merger of another planet with Earth, leading to downpours, quakes, biblical-level floods, and an invasion of otherworldly beings, notably resentful cat-people and giant sea monsters. Structures from the other dimension roughly merge with our own—and landforms too, both mountains and seas! Come what may, Clyde Wrede is stalwart, dedicated to reporting it all until the very end!