A bump in the night disturbs your slumber—no, make that several bumps. It sounds like someone’s making mayhem in your kitchen! Clambering out of bed, you grab a weapon and tiptoe toward the noise. Peering around the corner, your weapon thuds to the floor, dropped in shock at the sight of the kitchen chaos within.

A hefty-sized raccoon is perched on the countertop like he owns the place. He pulls his snout out of a box of animal crackers, scattering several to the floor—not that it makes a difference. There is food strewn everywhere! A bag of cornmeal is slowly emptying onto the floor from another counter. The trout you caught yesterday is sticking out of the toaster. Apple cores are in various locations, including one atop the fridge! You can't stand to survey too much more of the wreckage of your formerly neat kitchen, especially not the molasses oozing down the cabinetry, so you focus your vision toward the creature responsible. He peers back at you with glowing eyes and snarls.

"What, can't you see I'm working here? GO BACK TO BED!"