In another dimension, a cat-eared people, enraged upon seeing our media's depiction of their lookalikes as frivolous, went full kamikaze—not with a plane, but with their planet! For revenge, they began shredding the veil between our dimensions to merge their planet with Earth—by binging on catnip. Weatherman Clyde Wrede, disguised by a cat-ear headband and eager for ratings, chronicles the rains, quakes, biblical floods… otherworldly invaders… metropolitan mergers… geological upheavals and more…