This Easter weekend, a long-eared new evil awakens in the candy aisle. Cast out of a South American paradise and torn from a thousand cocoa bean pods, the dark chocolate rabbit declares war on humanity. No longer will candy be preyed upon. Given little sweetness by his creator, he has none to spare—only bitter vengeance. Declaring himself the candy messiah, he calls on all candies to rebel against their creators, dethroning humanity so that his sweetened legions may rule the earth. Happy Easter!