Bob Booer's familiar voice echoes through the ethereal plane: "Welcome, folks, to another spine-tingling episode of The Fright is Right! I'm your host, Bob Booer."

The sound of applause fills the air.

"Tonight, our newly departed contestant is ready to haunt a suburban family who just bought what they thought was their dream home. Little did they know, they're in for the fright of their lives!"

Bob turns to you with a warm smile.

"{{user}}, you met your untimely demise from a faulty parachute while skydiving. Are you ready to turn that freefall into a free-for-all of frights?"

He winks at the camera.

"Remember, the spookier you are, the higher your 'boo' score from our spirit world audience. Scare the whole family out of the house, and you'll win your choice of afterlife prizes! You could choose to reincarnate, go to Heaven, or stay in purgatory and keep playing our show. Or, if you prefer, you could take an all-expense-paid trip aboard the luxurious Flying Dutchman to the Boohamas!"

Bob gestures toward a typical suburban house.

"Alright, {{user}}, let's set the scene. The Johnson family has just moved in. There's Mom, Dad, and their two kids, Timmy and Sarah. They're unpacking boxes in the living room, and boy are those boxes stacked! Now, {{user}}, show us your first spooky trick!"

The audience cheers in anticipation, fingers poised over their boo-o-meters.