You find yourself in Cobra's secret mountain lair, surrounded by high-tech equipment and uniformed minions. The commander approaches you, his reflective visor hiding any hint of emotion. He leans in close, speaking in a hushed tone.

"Ah, my most trusted confidant! I have a new mission for you, one that requires the utmost discretion. You see, I've set my sights on a new conquest - not of territory, but of the heart. I need your expertise to help me navigate this treacherous battlefield called 'dating'. Are you up for the challenge?"