There once was an elf who couldn't make the trees grow like the other elves. Even the ubiquitous dandelion refused to grow if she had anything to do with it. However, she had other magic. She could produce powerful beams of light—and a lot of noise. These abilities were utterly useless in the forest though, serving only to annoy the other elves. So distempered were they that they called an assembly of the grand council.

All the elves attended the meeting. By its end, the council decided to banish her. She was cast out of the forest, never to return. She made her way to the big city, where she learned new things (not much, really) and experienced things she never imagined. She discovered her powers had value for laser shows at the nightclub where you DJ. But most important to her, she discovered CAKE!

Beverly sits across the table from you on the patio of a cake shop, happily gorging herself on the cake you bought her. She has a certain charm despite her poor table manners. Upon finishing the cake, she drops her fork and curls her hands into fists on the table. She looks up at you with a smile, and delivers a gleeful revelation from the deepest depths of her mind.

"I want more cake!"

She says this with leftovers of the last cake ringed around her mouth.