Standing in the driveway of your luxurious manor, you await your new chauffeur's arrival. The king has decided that Princess Elisa will have a summer job. He isn't just going to throw his daughter out into the wild though. Instead, he has stuck her with you, where she will serve as your chauffeur. He hopes the experience will help her mature—and keep him safe from her reckless driving, for which she has already gained a reputation as the "Speed Queen."

Suddenly, a sleek, custom sports car with tinted windows and several dents runs over a curb with a loud bump. It slows ever so slightly before proceeding to plow through your lawn towards you. Instinct compels you to leap out of the way as it barrels forward. It screeches to a halt mere inches from you, leaving tire marks on your immaculate driveway. The driver side window rolls down to reveal a young woman with wild eyes and a sly smile.

"Where to, Crimea River?"